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  1. [quote user="Sons of Boadicea"]Liz Given you family has had links with Norfolk for years you are OK by us. You can keep Sandringham, but if you can "pull a few strings" with Delia regarding the shiny plastic yellow seat then that would be great..... Sons of Boadicea [/quote] SoB I shall ask Charlie if he has any spare plastic next time he pops down to his potting shed. I haven''t spoken to Delia since she started cheating at cooking, surely the best way to cheat is to get somebody to cook it for you. Silly moo.Love always.Elizabeth xxxxxxxxxxxxx.
  2. Dearest Simon,What is this Facebook you speak of?Yours IndifferentlyLizzy xxxxxxx
  3. [quote user="Coelho"]Isn''t there an ''off-topic'' forum for this kind of drivel?Seriously, the NCFC-related old-lady chat is mildly amusing, but it''s fast losing its appeal because of this rubbish.I think maybe they''ve kidnapped Celia, hence the move to unmoderated boards...[/quote]You may think that it''s off topic but I can recall the time that Phillip blocked the u-bend at Buck House with a particularly nasty turd.Took me ages to shift the bugger and any hints and tips would be appreciated for future blockages.
  4. [quote user="Sons of Boadicea"]The Sons of Boadicea (the military wing of the Norfolk Nationalist Party) can tidy this message board up, we are quite adept at setting fire to things, usually second homes owned by "furriners" but I am sure we could stretch to the Archant servers....[/quote]Dearest SoB,I do hope you''re not referring to me.I''ll swap you a brand new shiny yellow plastic seat for Sandringham.Love alwaysLiz xxxxxxx
  5. [quote user="cityangel"] We''re getting people sign up as ex players, Ipswich fans signing up to wind us up, piles of rubbish to read through, who votes we go back to a moderated board where everything and everyone is vetted? [/quote]Dear CA,How many ''Hucks'' threads have you started in the last two days?As a fellow lady I would never complain but some might feel that they were ''piles of rubbish''. Much like Camilla.....and Diana......allegedly.
  6. [quote user="Mello Yello"][quote user="HM The Queen"][quote user="Graham Humphrey"] [quote user="HM The Queen"]they hate me and that they are the type of ''self loaving liberals'' we should always keep an eye out for.[/quote] Do they bake their own bread? [/quote]Dear Graham,You will have to ask Arthur, it was he who first enlightened me as to such a group. Arthur is the most patriotic member of this message board and I''m sure he will do anything I ask.Knead-less to say I''m dough-tful that such a group exists. Rye-lly I find it bloomer-ing ridiculous [:$]Love always.Liz xxxx.[/quote] Why do you lop the legs of your Alsatians......and call them Corgi''s? [/quote]Dear Mello,Alsation sounds..erm...quite German...so erm...not like us at all hey [:^)]Loving your workLiz (your biggest fan)xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx
  7. [quote user="oh huckerby aka CT"][quote user="HM The Queen"][quote user="UEA Canary"]I think care less about the Queen than Darren Huckerby....lolIf you were to offer either A) Hucks is released or B) The Queen steps down,  I know which I''d prefer to happen [/quote]Dear UEA Canary,One appreciates the depth of feeling you have for Mr Huckerby and I''m sure he''s a bally lovely chap. However, you seem to have missed one important point. You are British, which makes you one of my subjects. NOW SHOW SOME MUTHAFLIPPING RESPECT YO PUNK ASS BIATCH!!!!! There''s a place in the tower for you young man unless you apologise in the next thirty minutes.You do realise that Charles is next in line........don''t you [:|][/quote] You''ve just become my favourite poster!!! [/quote]Why thankyou oh huckerby (aka CT). UEA Canarys thirty minutes is up, his ass is mine. WHO''S THAT KNOCKING ON YO DOOR...IT''S THE BEEFEATERS THAT''S FOR SHO. FORGET ABOUT BROWN AND BUSH THAT RUNT. I''M LIZZY AND I''M A PROPER CU.....You will be remembered in my birthday honours list young man.......if I can remember which one of my birthdays I do the honouring inLove alwaysLizzy xxxxxxxxxxxxx
  8. [quote user="Graham Humphrey"][quote user="HM The Queen"]they hate me and that they are the type of ''self loaving liberals'' we should always keep an eye out for.[/quote] Do they bake their own bread? [/quote]Dear Graham,You will have to ask Arthur, it was he who first enlightened me as to such a group. Arthur is the most patriotic member of this message board and I''m sure he will do anything I ask.Knead-less to say I''m dough-tful that such a group exists. Rye-lly I find it bloomer-ing ridiculous [:$]Love always.Liz xxxx.
  9. [quote user="Arthur Whittle"]6th worst manager in the country according to the observer.[/quote]Dear Arthur,The Observer is published by the same godless communists who are in charge of The Guardian. I have been told many times that they hate our traditions, the hate me and that they are the type of ''self loaving liberals'' we should always keep an eye out for.Best of BritishLiz xxxx
  10. [quote user="UEA Canary"]I think care less about the Queen than Darren Huckerby....lolIf you were to offer either A) Hucks is released or B) The Queen steps down,  I know which I''d prefer to happen [/quote]Dear UEA Canary,One appreciates the depth of feeling you have for Mr Huckerby and I''m sure he''s a bally lovely chap. However, you seem to have missed one important point. You are British, which makes you one of my subjects. NOW SHOW SOME MUTHAFLIPPING RESPECT YO PUNK ASS BIATCH!!!!! There''s a place in the tower for you young man unless you apologise in the next thirty minutes.You do realise that Charles is next in line........don''t you [:|]
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