FASTasHUCK

[quote user="Lord Flashheart"][quote user="FASTasHUCK"]At the end of the day how much offence can i give you by tell you to go F   uck yourself? your reading this from a computer. Im really not that intimidating and im really not causing any offence due to fact I''m so fuc  king harmless. Its just some words. you could be more offencive by not using swear words. so bad language isn''t bad.[/quote] The thing is though you seem to be assuming that the person you''re abusing knows that you''re quite harmless and unintimidating. Surely without the rapport, they could legitimately take what you say seriously and thus find you rather offensive. Also I don''t really see how it follows from being able to be more offensive through not using swear words that bad language isn''t still offensive. Explain. [8-|] [/quote]   Well if you really want to hurt people don''t just call them CU Nt, C un ts are useful. You want to make the perospn your trying to offend feel usless. For instace when we played ipswich we called them wan  kers they didn''t care, but when it cam to where''s your prozzies gone... different story. no bad language used just a very sensitive issue.

At the end of the day how much offence can i give you by tell you to go F   uck yourself? your reading this from a computer. Im really not that intimidating and im really not causing any offence due to fact I''m so fuc  king harmless. Its just some words. you could be more offencive by not using swear words. so bad language isn''t bad.

I''ve censored the irony, i said F.U.C.K====Ing and Wan.  Ker. s

[quote user="Lord Flashheart"]Does putting £2k a year of your hard earned money really entitle you to use offensive language? One can voice one''s concerns without it. [/quote] There only fucking words. Are you suggesting 1 man can not swear at the football even though the lower barclay are kicking a scummers fucking head in? or suggesting anyone from the north or south are wankers?  There''s no such thing as offensive language. There has been several incidents lately involving stewards around the ground, its not as if dere are proper fights and stuff it just stewards being very picky.   

There are also some private match day car parks available at some industrial units near the ground, as well as the Vicarage Road Girls School, which is close to the stadium and charges £5 per car. For a map showing the location of the ground click here (to take you to the Street Map website). To go to a simplified page, containing the directions and pub info, which you can print out click here. There are also some private match day car parks available at some industrial units near the ground, as well as the Vicarage Road Girls School, which is close to the stadium and charges £5 per car. For a map showing the location of the ground click here (to take you to the Street Map website). To go to a simplified page, containing the directions and pub info, which you can print out click here.

[quote user="BarclayBoyPete"] colchester away last season a proper norfolk man, shouting at colchesters keeper "heree it comes gerken you f*cking pen1s" [/quote]   LMAO i was at that game next to that guy, I HATE GERKENS, Your just a relish in a burger, relish in a burger,Your just a relish in a burger. LOL i miss layer road:( 

Did any1 else see the nutters parading the pumpkin around the stadium?

Yeh Roger''s a good guy. On the topic of the Lino he was inexpliciply awful there was several times where lita was onside, proper wound me up and if i was in roders position i would of given him some grief too.

[quote user="Fisherman"] Excuse me but who are you FAST as HUCK ? still crying into a tissue about huckerby leaving boo hoo fishy x [/quote] |Replace the word crying with creaming and it describes you perfectly:)

The Fisherman LIVES!!!!!!!! ALL hail the fisherman  

Titus Bramble has nothing on me. Im up for breaking the wizard:)

He was fighting for his place wasn''t he? New keeper fighting against one of the best young keepers in the league, he had to try prteyy hard, I say thats competative situation. Ask any footballer, it doesn''t matter who they are playing they r still competative.  

[quote user="DAPPS"]u seem to be making a judgement on Nelson b4 u seen him play! Now who needs to lay off??? LMAO[/quote] Ever been to a pre season game mate? now who is Laughing there arse off?

[quote user="venta icenorum"][quote user="Ah Newton Mink"] To all who read my posts over the last couple of months I just want to say that I made it all up[:O].  I don''t know why I did it, I do however hope you gained some enjoyment from my harmless fun.[:D] Perhaps a warning could be had from this to be on your guard from posters claiming they know some major top secret information.  It is all too easy to be taken in.  I am not saying immediately shoot them down and call them binners, but, until they can back up what they say (if at all), or what they say actually happens, take what they say with a pinch of salt, and if neither of these things happen I will put my house on the fact that they are spouting BS. It''s now time for me to go, I''ll never come back here, not as you know, who am I, does it matter?  I hope you enjoyed my friendly patter[;)] [/quote] AN ODE TO AH NEWTON MINK Ah Newton Mink, you made us think You intrigued us all who read the Pink ''Un message board how we guffawed as we studied your riddles or shopped at LIDL''s yet you say it was squit or utter bullshit (I particularly liked your frequent use of quotes from the zany Dr.Seuss). Ah Newton Mink you will be missed, you must have been extremely pissed! And if you ever feel inclined to share the information you find, whether true or whether fictitious like a pre season tour of Mauritius then be our guest, that''s the end of my go, so give it up for the MAN IN THE KNOW [/quote]   Excellent, Mockery at it''s most sophisticated. I Love It!!

Lay off Marshall, He is a very promising keeper and still very young, people were saying you can see why he was celtics 4th choice, well he was good enough to play in the UEFA cup/ECC against Barcelona at a very young age so they must if rated him a fair bit.   Do you really want to see Stuart Nelson?

Greeno''s save against Stoke, anyone? Bullet header from a corner kick towards bottom right corner, greeno pushed it over the bar. After that he got his 1st England call up. Think it was promotion season. 

My losing streak was from the last game of the promotion season at Crew where we won 3-1 roberts (2) Fleming and a Dean Ashton goal against us, went to about 5 or 6 away games every season and lost, the duct finally ended last year at Barnsley where we won 3-1, i think in total it was about 3years lol.

Abu Dhaubi Guy wants to buy Kaka, C.Ronaldo, Torres, Fabregas and Messi. Surley Ched can''t get to many chances if this is what the onere is aiming to buy.

At least there will be no more bloody rumours

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[quote user="Houston Canary"] FasH tapped out, quit, gave up.  He did it in regular English, too.  I appreciate that because it would have taken me a while to figure out what "i kwit, pleez downt hirt me, im sory" means.  Hopefully Blackpool shows that sort of commitment on Saturday.   I really don''t think informed critics of this thread would find anything I''ve written to be any more off putting than those who choose to pick and fight and then run away when the going gets tough, FasH.  Your atrocious spelling was still much easier to read than FasH''s text, which he was too gutless to use after I challenged him to because he KNEW  it would prove my point.  CB, try being open minded and see who gets the insults going, who responds with flair, and who gets angered by that so much so all they can do is change the topic and throw more insults.  Then go scru yourself. Ha ha, I used "text". [/quote] Houston Canary you are beyond hope(UR B-ONDA Hope) there is no point trying to ignorant people that they are wrong as they will never regard anyone elses opinion as valid or at least valid to a point.  I would have used text speak but with your backwards thinking I doubted you could understand it, maybe i should use hirogliphics (spelling?). I left to thread so you could be happy, as they say ignorance is bliss.  

I think it is fair to assume you don''t know what your talking about and man ypeople do disagree with your opinions, no matter how hard you try. Can this thread now be closed? please, its just geting boring, always having to reply to HC commenting on the information he has got wrong.

[quote user="Houston Canary"] It''s like talking to a brick wall or an American from Houston. - FaH Yes, I remember how when Neil Armstrong landed on the moon, he said, "Norwich, the Eagle has landed."  Everyone in Houston is stupid and FasH, who can''t spelll, be bothered to spell, or doesn''t care if his communications can be understood represents the MENSA factory that is Norfolk.  Your think tank, UEA puts our Rice U to shame. You outtga know about talking to brick walls, FasH, since your city is lined with them. D''errrr, whatever the language is, if there is standard communication, it makes transference of ideas easier.  For foreign speakers, f*cktarded abbreviations by those wanting to look cool (does it REALLY save you that much time?) only makes understanding the message that much more difficult, so your point about not everyone speaking English is moot. 2 other points to crap on that comeback: The Reannaisance was centered in Italy, where they could all understand one another, likewise the social movement in France that followed.  2ndly, in recent times, most valuable inventions HAVE come from English speaking countries that have the advanatge of not having to translate to "get" what it is, and add to it. Your comment about communication NOT MEANING YOU CAN UNDERSTAND.... Exclude me?  Communication is NOT about understanding what someone else wrote or said?  And you insinuate that Americans are stupid?  Maybe some steak and kidney pie, or boiled meat will refresh your memory as to why there are no English cuisine restaurants outside of England in places where people are smart enough to know what tastes awful and what doesn''t. If you represent British intelligence, then your country has fallen way futher than I had ever imagined. [/quote]   Well done you have probably insulted every member of this board, which is why there are many more people showing the flaws of your explination.  ''standard communication, it makes transference of ideas easier'' If so why don''t we all use text speak? It''s much quicker. You also never landed on the moon. Why the flag fly? There is no atmosphere its impossible. You have shown alot about yourself and how smart you really are. Insulting Norfolk on a board which is mainly wrote on by people from Norfolk, doesn''t give to many popularity points, you obviously don''t have too many friends. Also very clever to insult our food, what food has the americans brought to the world? Hamburgers are German and everything else you claim to have made were invented before we let you go. We invented the sandwich and thats not very worldwide.   I never insinuate that Americans were stupid just that you do not do their reputation a lot of good, nor does your current president. Best of luck rigging the next elections.

[quote user="Houston Canary"]  He didn''t just do this because he had a dictionary, so basically stop talking crap. FASTasHUCK FasH, you are dumb as sh*t if you don''t think having standard communications makes transference of ideas faster and easier.  Just because the helicopter was designed centuries ago doesn''t disprove the point I was obviously sarcastically (sp.?) making. But having standard means of spelling certainly does have a big impact on modern tech such as computers.  If they all had their own ways of spelling things, how compatible would they be when they couldn''t understand instructions or requests being input? Spelling being important is NOT crap.  Your attitude about it is. [/quote]  Your ignorance about my IQ also tells me a lot about yourself. I''m also pretty sure most of your comments were not sartirical in anyway as you are an American, and judging by your ignorence as written earlier, that you don''t really understand the concept of sarcasam. ''standard communications makes transference of ideas faster and easier'' That may well be the case but there are many languages other than English, so really transference of  ideas can''t always be done quickly especially when explaining to someone such as yourself. Also communication doesn''t mean you can understand what they are writing it is what they mean which is the point. Unfortunately computers are going to be our downfall, it is only in an age of computers where people can dissappear at a click of a mouse. Files are left on trains, the 2nd highest risk to terrorisim is cyber terroisim, computers were certainly not a great invention, it is also the reason why spelling has become so bad because of spell check. Using the cause of the spelling mistakes as the solution certainly does not help the cause you are trying to help in the case of correct spelling. It''s like talking to a brick wall or an American from Houston.

[quote user="Houston Canary"] The exception to this rule being canaryherts COz''int he b da reli bas peller an u ant'' got a feckin clu. - FastasHuck That clsing line is the answer to your rhetorical question about who cares.  The rest of your comment was a nice easy read, then I had to stumble through the last bit trying to figure out what you meant. Just because dictionaries didn''t comer along until the 1800s doesn''t mean they are useless.  Maybe that is part of why they were so backwards, because they COULDN''T communicate very effectively without accepted standards for spelling and usage.There were no airplanes until 1903, so I guess they don''t really matter either.  A polio vaccine wasn''t around until the 1950s, so it really serves no purpose.  I mean we made it to the 1950s without one, so who cares?  [/quote]   The last line was just a mockery of canaryherts. Are you saying because the dictionary was invented the human race went through a dramatic transformation and magically invented a plane, just because of this reason. Personally, you are talking a load of rubbish and overlooking the fact of many freak events and the actual invention of AEROPLANES and other aviational machines. The Helicopter was invented many centuries ago the first similar device was recorded in 400AD Leonardo da Vinci conceived a machine that could be described as an "aerial screw", He didn''t just do this because he had a dictionary, so basically stop talking crap.