Raymond De Waard

Here''s a few other idea''s before ''i go top myself'' lol Another one for Askou could be ''to the tune of the adams family'' : - Jens - Berthel - Askou...... Oh, Jens - Berthel - Askou...... Jens - Berthel - Askou...... He''s gunna tackle you Askou (clap, clap) Askou (clap, clap) Askou, Askou, Askou (clap, clap)   Grant Holt - He''s mean, he''s green he''s a fu@king goal machine, Grant Holt, Grant Holt (I personally think the feed the horse song is w@nk!) Michael Nelson - Ohhhhhhhh, Micky, Micky...........Micky, Micky, Micky , Micky Nelson! Simon Lappin - There''s only one Simon Lappin.......One Simon Lappin, Cross the ball and we will score, walking in a Lappin wonderland Gary Doherty - Don''t blame it on the Drury, Don''t blame it on the Cody, Don''t blame it on the Holty.........Blame it on Doherty (He just can''t , he just can''t, he just can''t control his feet!)      

All pink''un posters!  Please can we get the below song sung on match days!  All block E barclay boys and snake pitters get behind this song!  We need some new quality songs about our players and am hoping this one will catch on.  If your on facebook you can join the group ''Jens Berthel Askou Song'' which Askou''s misses'' is apart of!   To the tune of ''Go West'' by the pet shop boys   ASKOU! He''s from Denmark ASKOU! He tackles on the park ASKOU! We love him very much ASKOU! He''s better than Daryl Sutch..................(Continue)   Come on city fans let''s get this sung!  And on the face book group add any more good songs about new players you might have!  We need some new material to sing!

Hey All, got a couple of songs that i hope you like and will catch on: -   Grant Holt   He''s lean, he''s green, he''s a fu@king goal machine, Grant Holt, Grant Holt (Same tune as the Gary Holt song of he''s there he''s there............)   Jens Berthel-Askou - (to the tune of pet shop boys '' Go West'')   Askoooooou He''s from Denmark Askoooooou He tackles on the park Askoooooou We love him very much Askoooooou He''s better than Daryl Sutch   What you reckon?  Lame? lol

Does anybody have a view on my above post?  I just wondered if others thought the same way i did about teh ''fun'' in football not being like it used to be?

Thanks for the support Vince.  I made a post on here earlier stating that i have only posted stuff on here that i have been told by others.  None of the 3 or 4 things i have been told have happened, so it points to the fact that i was being told a pile of rubbish, so won''t be trusting these people again. I thought it might have been 1 or 2 of my mates who had guessed my password who had gone on here as me and posted all that rubbish earlier.  As i said at the time - it was nothing to do with me except for who eva had created that other crabman account. Don''t know what else to say really, u all seem to kinda have it in 4 me!

I''m 24 years old............not a veteran by any means i know...................but i''ve been watching Norwich play since i was 8 and man hasn''t football changed so much in that space of time.  I remember us selling Chris Sutton for £5m and thinking that we must be the richest club in the world back then (i was young, lol!) But with everything that is going on in football nowadays the game is going down the pan, and it''s clubs like Norwich and the teams around us and below us who are really going to suffer in the next few years and we will unfortunatley see a few more clubs go the ''Wimbledon way'' and just go out of business.  And that is the saddest thing to ever happen to a fan of that football club. When i see Ronaldo go to Real for £80m and see the other players they have been signing, along with the millions and millions of £ at the disposal of Mark Hughes at Man City i just think why on earth are the FA and FIFA and the PFA and every other footballing body just sitting back and allowing this to happen!?  Why have they not: - Brought in wage caps (so the likes of Ronaldo can only be on a maximum of say £50k a week, which is still absurd for a footballer) Stop the foreign tycoons coming over using Englisghfootball clubs as play-things because tehy have so much money they don''t know what to do with it!?  Imagine all the worth while causes that money could go towards rather than a football club with an immense amount of greed?  This goes for Liverpool, Man UTD, Chelsea, Villa, Man City, Pompey, Real Madrid and so on.................All the clubs with foreign owners who use the clubs as ''play-things''.  What will any of these clubs do if these mega-rich owners pull-out?  They won''t be self-dependant, they will have to sell all the players to get them off the wage bill as they won''t be able to pay the stupid money the players are currently on and then you will see well-run, self dependant football clubs like Hull winning the Premier League! Why is more money not put into the lower leagues, instead of pumping the millions into the premiership!?  Obviosuly the standard of football in the PREM is incredibel comapred to the English lower leagues, but what an extra £250,000 a season would do to help League 1 and 2 sides stay afloat! Also, i was watching the greatest 150 Norwich goals DVD with my brother-in-law the other day and how much we laughed at the goal celebration in the Norwich v Ipswich match in the late 90''s at Carrow Road between Fleck, Eadie and Johnson.  The cheeky poses of Flecky when he scored and just the general banter and laughs that you used to get from the players during a match!  Where are the characters in football now!?  This is why when we get a Iwan, Dublin, Mackay we love them!  because you know they are not a proffessional footballer just for the money, they wan''t and love to play football and give a damn about the club! I hate looking at our team now!  Where on earth are the characters!?  It goes for the whole game acros the world!  Where are the Gazza''s!?  The press have a huge part to play in this nowadays too, when Stephen Ireland/Joey Barton (can''t remeber which one?) pulled there shorts and pants down and revealed there bear backside to the opposite fans..............that''s quality entertainment!  A relationship/banter between the players and supporters.  We simply do not have that any more!  It''s a crying shame! And what did that Man City player get?  A barrage of abuse and crtisism!?  Football has become far too serious............a serious business which is slower becoming less and less fun!  I will always adore Norwich and Love football, but it''s not the same as it used to be........not by a long shot!

AAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH! F**king AVIVA!  How BORING!

ooooooooooooo, wanna hold..........gotta get it through to you! When the going gets tough!

They are now playing......."When the going gets tough" lol

HA HA HA HA HA!  Don''t go away says Roy as they go to the travel news!  LOL!

Radio Norfolk and Roy Waller are pathetic!

Why though?  What would the main snags be for this deal not to happen?  Let''s face it, McKenzie is hardly prolific at Championship level, and with Eastwood, Morrison, Best and apparently Lita who they are interested in being ahead of him, he wouldn''t get much of a look in at Cov!

A coventry fan has posted on the Transfer Rumours website that Clingan is set to join them for 750k and that they are set to release McKenzie.  I thought he recently signed a new contract?  If not, how good would a deal be involving McKenzie!  How old is he now?  And would he step down to League One again? Also, where Safri nowadays?

Crikey, what is with Southampton matches?

Oh yeah!  Didn''t Rosario score a load in that game?  has there been anything higher than 8 goals in a game?

LOL!  I can''t believe how irrate some of you guys get on here!  Look, i will not post anything i hear on here any more!  GOD!  I thought that was the point of a message boards during the close season.  Fans posting transfer info. and gossip to each other that they have heard?  We have it on here every season!  Look, what i hear from now on will stay with me, i won''t say anything else.   Soz!

What have been the highest scoring matches involving Norwich over the years?  The main one''s that spring to mind with me are beating Burnley 5-3, Middelsbrough 4-4 and a 4-4 at Charlton we had ages ago. There must be a higher-scoring game than them in the last 20 years?

Why don''t i take you outside and open you up!?

LMFAO!  Great researching!  I only report what i get told bud.  Maybe it is a load of BULL!?  In future i will keep what i get told to myself, think it''s safer that way, so i don''t then get abuse on here!  In all honesty though, Paul Ince was spotted at Carrow Road by alot of people during the interviewing process for the managers job.  So why wouldn''t that be true?  And i have no reason to believe that my Uncle would make it up about Lambert and Hughes from Bristol Rovers?  As for the Omerod link i have just posted, i am not ringing the ''team talk'' line or ''club call'' what ever it is my mate phoned due to my needing a mortage at about £10.50 a minute!  lol, but he reckons that''s what it said on there on the recorded message.  get the number and call it and prove my mate wrong!

What other bo**ocks have i talked today??????

My mate just told me he phoned that ''team talk'' phone line number for transfer gossip and it told him that Brett Omerod from Blackpool was having a fitness test at Norwich today.  Anybody else heard about this and what are your thoughts if true? All i knwo is that he tore us apart when we played Blackpool away last season!

Just had a quick peep on the Shrewsbury message boards out of interest and they are apparently in talks with Andy Bishop, so surely that would mean bye bye Grant Holt!?  They wouldn''t need two 6 foot plus trikers would they? Here''s the link: - http://blueandamber.proboards.com/index.cgi?board=general&action=display&thread=59026

Was posted on the football rumours website, to be honest with you, this sounds genuine!   Norwich City Football Club News. Bryan Gunn has been working very hard these past few weeks after sealing two of his transfer targets already, Owain Tudor–Jones and Matty Gill, he has now all–but–completed negociations to bring out of contract Hartlepool defender Michael Nelson to Carrow Road, this signing is meant to be annouced before the end of the week, with assistant manager Ian Butterworth hinting that it may not just be Nelson unvielled that day as the club are still currently in negociations with Shrewbury striker Grant Holt after losing out on young Coventry striker Robbie Simpson. As well as Holt Gunn is still in the market for another striker probably in the shape of Derby''s Liam Dickinson, who is widely expected to sign for the canaries as Charlton recently dropped out of the race to sign the hotshot. On the exit front, Butterworth revealed that the Norfolk outfit have given up hope of retaining 8 goal Midfielder Sammy Clingan with Coventry, Sheffield Wednesday and Fulham all rumoured to be interested. Reports from inside Carrow Road suggest that midfielder DArel Russell could be close to handing in a transfer request however no such request has materialised at present. Wesley Hoolahan and JAmie Cureton are also transfer targets for Crystal Palace and BArnsley respectivly however both players are willing to stay and fight due to their love of the area of Norwich and the club itself. On The Ball City!!

Yep your correct, he doesn''t work at Norwich any more.  But used to sell alot of fitness stuff to him.  Have no idea who he''s seeing at the club now thoug to flog equipment too?

Alright guys, crikey!  Alot of response to this post from all of you!  As i said in the first post, it''s my uncle taht told me this.  It may be right, it may be wrong?  When he says it was Lambert i have no reason to dis-believe him as he knows his stuff when it comes to football.  But hey ho, was just reporting what i had been told.  I would love this to be true as well, but who knows?  Just hope my Uncle wasn''t winding me up! I know he goes to Colney alot, as he sells a range of fitness equipment and knows Dave Carolan well. I hope this happens so i don''t look a fool! lol