Peter Thornes a surfing dynamo

That''s nothing, I went to the stand up comedy they have at carrow road and to my shock and horror they were giving away pens (free of charge!) so that people could fill in competition forms to win a prize.   I was so angry i could have squashed a grape. It''s just another off-the field white elephant, eating up transfer funds we could have used to sign fat Titus or Jason McAteer (last seen outside Halfords)