Darren Huckleberry

What a lucky club we are to such brilliant supporters.  natch

Grant is the heir apparent to Brian Humiliton and Worthington.  Clueless.  Who on earth appointed them?  We are a laughing stock.

Fact

"Ooooooh, I say Deirdre did you hear that?  That David Beckham is getting 20 million pounds a minute to kick a bag of wind about a field!!  That is obscene, what about all the homeless people and the poor old NHS?  I am going to send a letter to the editor of the Daily Mail in the morning". "Why don''t you go online dear and send him an electronic mail?!" "By jimminy Dierdre, I think that¨s the best idea you''ve had for ages I''m going upstairs to do it right this minute" "Yes it was a spiffing idea darling because it gets you out of my airspace you boring old ****wit"

Good luck to him.  He''s made a lot out of 2 decent free kicks for probably one of the most overrated footballers ever to pull on an Enland shirt.