The question, ''why cheeseboard?'' is too deep to go into and from what I know of this man would bring a confused, possibly drunken reply. My dad also works with this ingenious man (Bob Rix for all those at this prize winning answer of a workplace) and has told me many tales of this mans'' before match antics (and T.J''s) And I''ve been told how the cheesboard came about. No wonder my dads'' sanity remains in question from the working environment they are in.