Norfolk Lass

John Collins? Wasn''t she the one with the glossy lipstick and square shoulder pads in Dynasty? Oh no, that was JOAN Collins. Mind you, she might even be worth a try - at least she''d give the Board ''what for'' if they tried to ride roughshod over her!!

Come on, give the bloke some credit at least! He''s tried his best and it just didn''t come off. But is it really surprising when he has had to work on a shoestring budget? As they say, you can''t make a silk purse out of a sow''s ear, so how could he be expected to work miracles with a team of players who just aren''t star quality ''cos he hasn''t had the financial backing to buy any better?! Good luck to Peter Grant, wherever he goes. P.S. Does anyone know any multi-billionaires who could buy NCFC and then we could expect to see top players bought in to get the results we all dream of?!