......and Smith must score.

Perhaps Farke should have postponed the haircut....

Thank God we won't have to play this quality every week

I know the feeling......and I'm not even thinking about football

I don't have to dream about it...... I've seen us win 3-1. I was there when we did it 43 years ago so it's about time we did it again

Fair enough. My post wasn't very clear.

Eh ? Buy back price = £10. Sell it on here at facevalue = £30 = several times buyback allowance = eco-friendly ' touting '.

Firstly congratulations on your event later this year. When baby arrives you may as well return your season ticket as you'll be too tired to go More seriously I'd avoid the buy back scheme if you possible can. It's a rip off. It won't be stress free as there's a degree of trust involved but could easily sell a spare ticket on here for several times what you'll get from buy back. It can all be done via PM. Talking of trust I know someone who used buy back a few seasons ago and didn't get the approriate credit on the following season ticket so that was hardly stress free.

With Liverpool, Chelsea and Man City early doors we can kiss goodbye to our 14 game unbeaten League run and we could well be at or near the bottom of the League after five games. As long as our chins don't drop if we get some hammerings I think we've got enough about us in spirit to make a decent fist of it and stay up.

This should be a formality. They drop barely any points at home, their attack is right up there with the best up against a newly promoted club with a porous defence who are taking a huge step up in class. Head says at least a three goal reverse but we've drawn our last two there so heart's going for an unlikely 1-1.

That's the good news. Shame about their attack

To be honest no. Everyone knew we wouldn’t be splashing out Villa style but I think we’re being a little TOO cautious. If we make a bad don’t remember start, which is traditional for Norwich, I hope the knives don’t come out to soon. With Liverpool, Chelsea and Man City in the first five games there’s a fair chance we’ll be at or near the bottom after those games but any of the promoted teams will do well not get a single point from that lot. On the plus side I don’t remember Paul Lambert spending huge amounts so maybe we’ll be OK.

That really is taking the p*ss

Well that caught out the Pink Un pundits good an ‘ proper

This showed how ruthless it’s going to be next season. Thankfully not all teams are as good as Atalanta but we’ll be getting beat by three goals or more some weeks and must make the most of opportunities against lesser lights. I think we’ll be OK ( just )

The only place I’ve seen fifties dished out from cash dispensers is in casinos. There’s so many of ‘em flying around on the gaming tables that you’re likely to get bundled away by security if you try to use anything less

Live in the Lake District and the sun’s shining ? You’ll need to get up a bit earlier to catch us lot out

“ when over to cremate the mother in law “ sounds like she might not have been deceased up to that point Yes, those fifty’s are real b*ggers to get rid of. I don’t think it’s so much that some aren’t made by the Bank of England more that they’re generally associated with crime especially money laundering and drug dealing. When batches are tested for drugs most of them are found to be dusted with coke which might not be to everyone’s tastes unless you fancy a free snort.

From way back in the day : “ Aye, aye, aye, aye Keelan is better than Yashin Bryceland is better than Eu - sa - bio And ( insert opposition here ) are in for a thrashin’ “ For a touch of class “ You’re going home in a f*cking ambulance “ takes some beating

All the ' top ' games are £270 with 5% off for a season ticket holder or Premier Away member

A friend of mine didn't have enough away games last year to get in the ' 750 Club ' so he splashed the cash on a VIP Spurs ticket. Pretty much guarantees us staying up then.....

Wouldn't we all with a WAG like that

Shame Waveney's Mr Roberts wet dream has hit the buffers so soon.....

I see Spurs has sold out. I'm a little surprised that West Ham hasn't

Yeah, I surprised myself as I was pretty worn out shaving the corners off 50p's to make those 10p's......

I've got a few fake ones but the lead is probably worth more than a quid