Faded Jaded Semi Plastic SOB

Try asking him, you seem pretty good at talking to yourself......one love

Only travelled with them once, away to Derby in the League Cup, they were (struggling) in the Prem and were were struggling in the Championship, it was in the days of Dervald etc. The game and the experience of travelling with the Cabbagers was very traumatic and I am still receiving therapy......

I rest my case!!

Well I have read all 14 pages of this thread and I have concluded that Morty is female.

Large away following + high expectations = Norwich City defeat. Huddersfiled 2 Norwich City 0

Was going to say I would be happy with three points from the next three games (Huddersfield, Swindon and Leeds) and that three wins from the last eight games should be enough to see us up, however having read the "1st Wizard of Lowestoft and the Curse of The Same Canary Badge" thread I fear we are not going to get anymore points - The up side is that despite that we may still scrape a play off position and we are not in any danger of relegation!!

Despite a lot of hype, Canaries to catch a cold (well Bird Flu) and scrape a 1-1 draw.

I would not begrudge him that Lappy. norfolkbroadslim - I was equally bemused by the "Simon Lappin Got a Car Park Ticket Today" thread...

I have got thousands of car park tickets over the years, usually out of a machine every time I park my car......

We might get lucky and squeak a draw

I get annoyed with the morons who keep singing "Going up up up" when there are still loads of games and points to play for.

Nothing wrong with being realistic about the way we are playing at the moment, yes we are winning but we have also lost a couple recently. I mean no disrespect to Southend when I say this but no way should a club with promotion ambitions struggle so much to disptach a relegation threatened side at home. There are some tough looking games coming up and we will need to play well to win them. Personally I think it is perm 2 from 4 for the automatic promotion places now.

A hard fought but ultimately disappointing 1-1 draw....

Nonsense, if you had a foot raised high to lump a clearance into Row Z and an attacker that was closing down ran onto/into your boot it would not be a red card!!

There seemed to be a lot of red cards yesterday, across all of the divisions, you have to wonder if referees received some form of instruction to be tough on any infringements. I thought the straight red card for Rusty was harsh at th time and having seen the tackle again on the TV my opinion has not changed. Whilst we were poor against Southampton the red card came at a time when we were just getting back into the game and Lambert was about to make a change. As an aside what do you chaps think about our penalty shout, I was dead in line with the incident and it looked a clear penalty to me, interestingly similar offences outside of the penalty box resulted in the ref giving a freekick.....

The noice boy could not have been at the game today, the crowd was making a lot of noise, particularly in the second half after Rusty got sent off......

Canaries to have their feathers ruffled with a 3-1 home defeat........

I remember a trip to see us play Bradford City away at the Odsal Stadium, we won that day to seal promotion to Div 1, the fish and chips we had from a chippy near the ground were superb, coal fired range and the chips fried in beef dripping.....

Good response Nexus, this thread is what this message board is all about, opinions and discussion, no right or wrong answers, and nobody taking themselves too seriously. I think your point about using the sin bin to rest an influential player is very good, and perhaps the reason that the sin bin suits the game of Rugby but does not suit the game of football..

Mr Banana - I did not include Villa in my list (I was referring to the teams that play in the Champions League), and I am sure Martin would not have put out such a strong side if his team were competing in the knock out stages of that competition.....

AndyWhyteUK - Early grafitti, he was a little bald chap peering over a wall with a slogan that always began "Wot No". Gunnys head looks like Chad, hence the post from Rudolph Hucker.

AndyWhyteUK, one word for you...."Chad" (And I do not mean the country)

You only did 99 lines, "Rudolph Hucker stand on your chair this instant"..

We could also extend it to naughty ball boy/girls, fail to get the ball back into play quick enough, make them stand on a chair, facing the crowd, why stop there though, lets punish all naughtiness, naughty majority shareholders could be made to stand on the "Geoffrey Watling Naughty Chair", which is placed in the centre circle at half time....

Nexus - If a team has 2 players in the "bin" their team will suffer the consequences there and then, which may result in players thinking twice about their behaviour. The yellow card in football is no real deterent in that even if a player collects a few and is suspended, the team will still have 11 players on the pitch. With a "sin bin" (or "naughty step") the punishment is potentially instantaneous and is meted out in the game that the offence takes place.