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My wife is about to give birth to my baby boy. I live in Suffolk and he will be born in Ipswich hospital. He''ll be Suffolk born and bred.  

Would of been a hell of a kick to get Suarez

Interesting to note that Ipswich got their badge from a comptetion in 1972. That''s a bit sad!   What does a carthorse imbue? Slow and does sh!t?

I think a simple "there''s only one thief in Tesco''s" will suffice

http://www.greenun24.co.uk/ipswich-town/i_want_to_hurt_norwich_wickham_1_1069389 Is he going to squeeze clearasil in our eyes?

Read the piece on the WBA site. They are only accepting the charge because its too difficult to prove that he didn''t mean it. He accepts being a clumsy. That should help you to stop seething      

The under 18''s were beaten one nil in a friendly. http://www.greenun24.co.uk/ipswich-town/lavery_goal_beats_canaries_1_993519 Scraping the barrel or what?

What''s all the ''dear boy'' sh*t? Have you been reading too much Oscar Wilde, Algernon Moncrieff ? Go away binner no one gives a f*ck about ya. 1p5wich  ... love it

I see the narrative under Surman goal pic says he scord with a tap in. Thats crap for starters

[quote user="Stuart Jarrold"]Probably the hardest things I have had to do in over 30 years of following Norwich, had a look around when we scored our first to see if any other Norwich were about and it was silent, thought I wont do it when the second goes in. After 5 I was at bursting point but made up for it outside. And to top it all off I was informed at the start of the 2nd half by the binner sitting next to me that Jason Scotland was substituted at half time. Who gives a ****[/quote]   I was in the south stand upper row w. Same for me, just wanted to shout. I did join in with some booing tho :-)  

No bud. Left  just before the end.. some drunk binner behind my missus kept using c word and spitting when he cursed. Nice    

... And there were lots of unhappy binners around me. Superb performance. Loved every minute of it. OTBC

[quote user="Somerset Canary"]sorry, probably didnt make it very clear. It dosn''t just have to be norwich players and the team name needs to be based on a real team. For example, the goalkeeper could be Hens Lehmann...although John Muddy is very good.[/quote] Surely Hens Lay Man

Paul HAYlock Ruel FOX Stuart HERD Ian CROOK ( sheep implement) Mark CROWe Andy OXby

Do they have to be City players... oops

Ray milking Parlour Cow Pat Jennings Paul Heffer Graham Turnip Taylor

[quote user="City1st"]"more investment into a manager with at least some knowledge of how to handle the market." err, like the massive injection of cash in January that your fellow farmhand cortwanking kept bleating about ............... which turned out to be ONE non league player ! Jewell will need to be good as he has already stated that you will be looking at freebies, Clegg has also stated that you will have to pay your own way from now own That won''t be easy with gates slumping to 17,000, season ticket sales in free fall and players who you can''t afford to offer decent conracts to. Perhaps you could tell us why your gates are down to 17,000, why there has been no announcement about your season ticket sales so far .................... or maybe why you can''t even afford to pay the 100 grand you owe on the rent. Still you do have the boy blunder, binner wickham so the arms dealer might be able to get some of his money back this summer rather than having to constantly use your grubby little club as some tatty tax dodge. How the ''mighty'' have fallen.[/quote] snigger "binner wickham" like that does I

I''m taking a yellow marker pen and will patiently colour in my blue card. Voila green. Anyone here in the South stand upper near the Norwich fans

On the other hand teams will try to attack as they have nothing to play for. That will allow us to get at them better. I would rather not play a team looking for a point who park the bus. Historically this season we haven''t managed to break that sort of approach down. If we play our natural style and teams dont come to defend I think our class will shine through.

I was hoping for a kit made from snow leopard or white rhino. These man made fibres do tend to chaff. Not because I''m fat mind.

Me. I''ll be the one in the South Stand with the full Norwich City kit on ...

I am sorry to have to burst your bubble and drag you back in to the real world but putting your fantasies to one side and dealing with facts allows me to reply thus: 743 - The percentage rise in your rent payable to Ipswich Borough Council. Don''t you own your ground? 111,000 - Your annual rent. Council tennants! 21 - Players out of contract at the end of the season. Would you really want to play for Ipswich Town? 15 - Points behind Norwich City 11 - Places behind Norwich City 4 - Goals conceded to Norwich City in the last Derby match. 21,063 - Season tickets sold by Norwich City 14,000 - Season tickets sold by Ipswich Town. 25,267 Norwich City''s average 2010/11 attendances. 19,308 Ipswich Town''s average 2010/11 attendances. 21 - Goals scored by Grant Holt. 3 - Goals scored by Grant Holt in the last derby match. He''s scored two hatricks this year you know. 1 - There''s only one Grant Holt.

I seem to recall that the West Ham fans were taken in consideration when deciding their case. I suppose yours won''t be such an issue... wherever they are? PS Is that muppet with the mexican hat still happily waving his rattle at your gaff?

I''m in with the number two''s in the South Stand at Portaloo

Here''s my theory. 60 mins in to the game Holt scores his third. Lambert has told Wes when we go three up he should feign a torn hamstring. This will leave Swansea not planning for him next Saturday. 63 mins Wes comes off. 65 mins Holt comes off too.