Holtys revenge

Its got to be worth signing Becchio just to see WACCOE go into meltdown again....

I havent posted on here for ages but I have broken my duck just to say that this is without doubt one of the funniest things I have ever read anywhere.

FUNNIEST THREAD EVER!!

we could use a scorer like McAulay though - he''s scored more for us than Lappin has!!

There''s one way to find out if there''s anything going on with this - someone pop down to CR and see how Lambert has parked his car this morning. Alternatively, someone check Asda/Morrisons. Great if its true though

Even Graham Murty on Sky said it was never a red card. The ref was dreadful and shouldn''t be reffing a grown-ups game.

[quote user="Pboro_Canary"][quote user="BroadstairsR"] I always like Scandinavian footballers. They are usually strong mentally and physically, with a good attitude. We could do worse than to scout that area more. [/quote] Hmmm, or alternatively we might unearth a pair of nuggets like Worthy did when he signed Helveg and Mattias Jonson (the latter being quite possibly the worst excuse for a winger I have ever had the misfortune to set eyes on - and I had a season ticket back in the days of Louie Donawa) [/quote] the same excuse of a winger who has 57 caps for Sweden?

[quote user="jammy"]i know you should not judge after one game but what a load of rubbish.[/quote]Yep, had a hand in all 3 Watford goals I think, 2 through his legs. Come back Doc, all''s forgiven. Ward is rubbish, no pace, can''t head, can''t tackle.

[quote user="Boogle"][quote user="OutGunn-ed"]Ruddy and Ward are officially $hite[/quote] Although I agree that Ruddy, Nelson and ward look suspect, its too early to get carried away. 45 games left. Fair enough Watford are relegation favourites, but so were Blackpool last year. P.S. Are people going to start a new thread for every goal? Where do you draw the line? The "weve got a corner" thread? [/quote]...when we get one....

Ruddy and Ward are officially $hite

I think one of the lino''s is Bryan Gunn?

Second half starts off better with a great goal from Crofts.But Ward and Nelson aren''t a viable combination as a central defence partnership in this league.Watford blew a chance to go 3-1 up, Ruddy fumbling badly

[quote user="supercol"]is out of his depth... Cody is better.[/quote]is also rubbish

It''s been very disappointing so far.Jury''s still out on Ruddy, his kicking looks very suspect and he''s slow to cover ground shots. Nelson and Ward just awful, neither has won a header yet. Simeon Jackson is a headless chicken and Hoolahan can''t find a pass for the life of him.Come on Lambert, sort it out!! Get Holty on asap.

Yawn....here we go again. zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

[quote user="canarycol"][quote user="yellow blood"]Colu Mike, is it true that Cowling is in talks to sell your club to a consortium from the middle east?[/quote] If true does that mean they will import more sand for your pitch ?[/quote] Middle East? ... Clacton? Harwich? This thread is absolutely priceless!

[quote user="Guy"]Glenn Roeder at 22s[/quote] Would we really wish Roeder or Grant on Colchester? What about Brian Hamilton at 40-1?

[quote user="Mister Chops"]Would anyone swap Lambert for Strachan?[/quote] NO!!!!

This article raised a little smile this morning. Like countless thousands of NCFC fans, I''m even more happy that winner of last seasons "Plank of the Year" is now a saint, because we now have a right back with a concentration span longer than that of a goldfish.

[quote user="lappinitup"]Very interesting! [^o)][/quote] Really? I lost the will to live halfway through that lot.

I was given free tickets for the Reading v Derby game last night and apart from spending a fair chunk of the second half giving Robbie Savage some banter whilst he was impersonating a goalkeeper, I kept an eye on young Bertie Bertrand. I was actually quite impressed with him last night and though he had a good solid game topped off with a well-taken goal. He made some decent attacking runs, like he tried to do for us, and is pretty quick. I think he lacks the physical presence to make it as a Prem fullback though, but if things had turned out differently he could have become Drury''s natural successor at left back for us. Although it was bitterly cold at the Madejski the crowd was only 14000 and despite a 4-1 home win there was no atmosphere at all. Derby were crap, by the way.  

[quote user="Sooty57"]Interesting how the News of the Screws demands the right of free speech but censors it''s own web site. I placed a comment relating to the article first thing this morning (when no comments had yet been posted), suggesting that there was no truth in the allegation and that the News of the World had never been ones to let the truth get in the way of a good story. There was no inflammatory or vulgar language but, guess what, they didn''t publish it, prefering instead to publish such well thought out comments as "hahahahahahhaha". What a pathetic rag the NOTW is[/quote] I also replied, telling them that the article was rubbish and explaining why in perfectly normal language and they didn''t publish my post either. The only way they could improve the NOTW would be by printing it on a roll of absorbent paper with perforations every six inches. I don''t suppose their retraction will amount to much and I wouldn''t hold my breath waiting for it but I''d love to see this go to court.

Yup, works well on Ipod touch. Good effort, no need for zooming all the time now

..and now a half-time message from Delia...

[quote user="Shyster"]Those who''re judging Theoklitos so disdainfully are going to look pretty f*cking stupid if he turns out to be a decent Keeper - I''m not predicting that he will, but to write him off when he was fielded in a starting eleven by completely inept management is like this thread; absolutely futile.[/quote] There''s more chance of me burning my arse on a snowball that the comedian Theo turning out to be any good.