KevinB

Count me in, I’m just north of Nottingham.

Try 12ft.io 👍🏼

The OP reeks of “How to say you’re Pukki’s agent, without saying you’re Pukki’s agent” (. )(. )

I am disappointed. I expected this thread to contain musings on Kone branded elevators and escalators. Gutted.

Thanks for sharing!

This commentary seems a bit deluded: ”…looking forward to being part of the end of season promotion party…” “Norwich are just too much for the home team” ”Cantwell’s showing us another quality pass like he has been all game” (after being on the pitch for 5 minutes). All a bit premature. We look absolutely bang average against Kings Lynn, who in all respect, we should look better against.

Handsome x

Gilmour. He’s sh1te.

Along Come Norwich. Aston Villa 5 - Norwich 0.

I think the answer is to stick Neppers Tom on the Help to Grow Management Training programme (that’s 90% Government subsidised by the way - £750 and you’re on it!), with a view that he is mentored by an Entrepreneurial master and identifies a means to fast-track a business and wealth of his own that he can invest in the club. I.e. Help Tom become a billionaire. And if he can do that, he must have ‘something about him’, so why not welcome him into leading the club forwards? PS - I think this is more likely than the options 2-5. Seriously.

Please pass the peace pipe around, as I would love to share some of whatever it is that you’re smoking. All hope was lost back when we played Watford in September.

Along come Norwich. Brighton 3 vs Norwich 0.

Along come Norwich. Leeds 3 v Norwich 0

This has ‘along come Norwich’ written all over it. 3-0 Brentford, Eriksen to score and get 2 assists.

Norwich 0 - 2 Everton. Everton to score in the first 5-6 minutes, we look toothless for 80 minutes, Everton to score 2nd in 85th minute. Michael Bailey to start post-match summary video saying “I’m going to make this video short, because there isn’t much to say”. Pink ‘Un boys to paraphrase/copy and paste comments from Michael Bailey’s review into Pink Un+ app and compile some waffle about ‘how we're missing Gilmour’ or Lukas Rupp will be our saviour to bang in a worldie in the next match. But, my need for prose is digressing. In short, please refer back to the first line. 👍🏼

Johnny Howson pigeon rescue for me:

If we’re to look at turning our fortunes around this season, the reality is we need to purchase 11 players of competent/average premier league quality. We don’t have the cash nor enough Crown Jewels to sell in order to facilitate such a flurry of activity.

Please may I have some of whatever substance you’ve been taking?

The geo-political content of this thread is first class. Thank you to all for a great read. As for the Cantwell rumours… the ‘last’ thing I expected to read was about an impending move to Liverpool!

I’ve got to be honest. Our festive form is as traditional as Christmas dinner, so I’m predicting 0 (zero) points over crimbo.

I’m all seriousness, how is Cheeseboard these days? Any slices of the action at recent games, or grating on people?

#rumbled

Apparently one of Kieran Scott’s parting gifts was setting up a swoop for Iran national player Allahyar Sayyadmanesh. Currently signed to Fenerbache, but on loan in the Ukraine with Zorya Luhansk. 20 years of age, plays in a forward position… and has even scored against Leicester in the Europa league. Let’s see if my ITK corroborates with another popular ITK 👍🏼

… cunning plan. A plan as cunning as a fox what used to be Professor of Cunning at Oxford University but has moved on, and is now working for the UN at the High Commission of International Cunning Planning.