To the tune of that song that some English fans sing about buying a flute for 50p, the Pope and the IRA.... Adapted from the song we were singing in Portugal about Rooney... "I saw my mate, the other day, I said to him we''ve found the ginger pele! He said to me,well who is he, so I said to him, his name is "Doc-arty! Nah na nah nah, nah na nah naha, na na na na nah na nah!" ;>D