TeemuVanBasten

This forum is dead the day that they ban you mate.

He'll end up with a cushty job with an FA or Football League like Neil Doncaster, nobody needs to worry about Webber. But if he were the real deal he'd have learnt to speak German after selling himself as a German football fanatic. I've always found it odd that he hasn't. Prepared to condition himself to climb Everest but not learn German (has he given up on Everest now like he has Norwich City or has he just realised its a bad look?). Just wondering whether the chap is a bit of a fantasist at this point. Bit of a Paul Nuttal, a footballing Walter Mitty.

The thing is... I went over the top (with calculated provocation) I'd take it on the chin if the 'victim' was a sensitive soul. It wasn't though, it was somebody that dishes it out as much as anybody. In fact, more than most.

Nobody liked the grass at the school I went to. Greavsy must have gone somewhere more high brow with the blazer squad.

I will learn from my ban, good lesson. Naughty me. I will also remember to tell teacher if I think you step out of line. Something I've never done before.

Setting it up would be easy. Getting the word out that it exists to the 13k members of this forum much less so. Perhaps the supporters association / trust (whatever they are called now) should be hosting one.

In isolation what I said was a ban worthy selection of words. No complaints. I called you an old c*nt and offered to meet you down the Nelson (a nod to your exchanges with Morty in 2017, I don't actually drink there). Just have zero respect for you because you can dish it out but can't take it. Should really have been a 'boy who cried wolf' scenario and would have been it the mods paid the slightest bit of attention on a day to day basis. Now go back to hassling Essex Canary and moaning about Cambridgeshire Canary starting threads (i notice your own threads get very little activity).

Idah needs to go out on loan ASAP. If he doesn't he will never be as good as Carlton Morris.

He might want to consider a career change. He can become a pundit and make a living telling the world how Klopp and Pep should manage.

Perhaps he needs some loans to that level himself to learn the game. I fear that he'll be needed here, but a season long loan to Shrewsbury might be exactly what he needs. If we were to send him out for a couple of seasons his 5 year contract might begin to make more sense.

Thanks. That's what I've been told also, by my uncle, who has been waiting since early Feb.

I will get another ban though won't I. Because you spend months and months trying to pick a fight with me, despite knowing that i had you on ignore, eventually getting one, all in aid of me saying something that you can report. That's your modus operandi. All a bit sad really. I won't be shy to report you in future though, now that you've set the tone, resisted previously as I've never been a grass.

Normally I'd agree however most will want to give Teemu a clap and a song, let's not forget what he has contributed in the four seasons before this one.

A week or so ago whilst banned I randomly had 3 moderators visit my profile in the space of a few hours. At that time, on that day, your profile and Greavsy's profile showed that you were both sending lots of private messages. You will both succeed in getting me banned, almost there, just one ban to go, two down. Then, in some strange way, you'll both feel like you've accomplished something. And I'll be happy for you, I'll give you a well done sticker.

There are a few on here that would have a lot less to say under their real name.

It's really rather easy to understand. If there are people reporting other posters to absent mods then bans will be issued. Both myself and Juan were reported by another poster. Having served the second of my 30 day bans following this poster pressing report on my posts i believe the next one is permanent. I'm sure that will happen at some point, considering the dogged determination of this individual. I won't lose any sleep over it, it's just a forum, attached to a dying website with no decent content, and I can sleep easy knowing that I can both dish it out and take it, just find it a bit sad that this person has been at the front and centre of every drama on here for 6 years whilst simultaneously getting in the ear of the mod of the day. You know this of course, he's your mate. My third and final ban could be in a month, could be in a year, the only certainty really is the username of the person who will work hard to see it happen. He will win eventually, oh well. I'm not really enjoying being a Norwich fan at the moment, I've got no affinity at all with all but 3 of the players, and one of them is off, and we don't seem able to shake off these parasites names Webber and Ward, so that day, when it comes, it might be a blessing in disguise. What a shallow victory it will be. Built a lovely city in Sim City 4 during that 30 day, called the city Teemu.

Gilmour was the best at it. Cantwell second best. We've literally paid £750k to find out the complete obvious, that slight players who carry less bulk and weight are typically more nimble and agile. I'd have told Webber that for £7.50

But thats with all the mods tagged, how long would you have been waiting if they weren't prompted? Forever? And still don't know if the other 21 from the past month were approved at the same time. Hopefully the need to approve will at least be on somebodies radar and become a task on somebodies daily or weekly checklist.

Presumably because awaiting approval. Could it simply have been something that Pete Raven used to do, and hasn't been picked up by anybody?

Of course, I'll be sure to introduce my uncle Boogle Got and auntie Bing I'm Not just as soon as account opening is fixed.

I don't need to create a new account for me, I've already got a spare. I did try after my uncle said he was having issues, wanted to see if I could create one for him and to see if there was a real issue. I think he may actually have had the same problem as kiwi... account never validated by the admin. I didn't even manage to get that far.

The person I refer to in my OP is my uncle, he's 65 and not the most tech savvy but reckons he's been trying for 3 to 4 months! I then just used a spare email of mine to try and get him a username and password sorted out, but didn't work for me either.

Do you really think this forum wouldn't have any new members for at least a month and a half considering the tension and toxicity surrounding Webber? And no new binners on a wind up? Come on, engage brain. Somebody with a spare email address can attempt to sign up and report back. I was genuinely told this by somebody after having a laugh about me being in the sin bin, I have since tried myself with an email address of mine and it didn't work.

Out of interest, do you think a 22 year old Adam Idah would find scoring in league 1 easy?

If goals scored is the only thing we judge forwards on then Rickie Lambert was better than Firmino. Carlton Morris is simply a far better footballer than Adam Idah in every way. He can hold up the ball, bring others into play, draw the foul, involve himself with link up play, has quick feet, close control, can trap a ball. And none of this suddenly became apparent when he left us, he was still our player when he was MK Dons....