Clint Easton

Sorry Susie. Me and Mark were down McDonalds, I had a Happy Meal and Mark had his usual five big macs. As for watching you change.... er.... it wasn''t me, nobody saw me do it, you can''t prove anything!!!!!!!

Ok guys, I''ve had enough of you guys making fun out of me and my mate Mark. I''ve had enough, I''ve been kicked out of the squad, no one wants to give me a contract and my highlights need re doing!! So I''ve had enough, it''s time for revenge. This is a question for you Canary Boy: Do ya feel lucky, punk? Well, DO ya!!!!!?????

I''d love to see Greeno as Englands No1. But lets not get carried away. Robinson and Kirkland are above in the pecking order as they too are excellent young English keepers, and they''ve both got plenty of premiership experience. Greeno still has a lot of experience to gain against the top players before he can be considered, and I suspect Calamity James will still be the No1 keeper all the way up to 2006.

Magic Eyes, I hope you''re not serious. Everybody''s to blame except Portugal eh? Just accept we were beaten by a better team on the night, please. There''s always this type of hysteria after England are knocked out of anything, there are several other competitive nations out there as well as England you know -all of whom want to, and can, win.

Are we still meeting at the hairdressers this arvo Mark? I need mine cut soooooooooo badly. Oh, Bobby down the kebab house says your fags are in from the airport, £20 for 200 as usual. Shall we go for a pint or five later? (Moderator''s note: "See what I mean?")