kick it off

Thank goodness we are going to have the debates on the queen's speech tomorrow and Thursday. So important that parliament needed to be prorogued for 877 years but mysteriously not yet even bothered to be debated... almost like it was a scam or something. Realistically, these are more votes that the govt may well lose.

I'd rather he died in a ditch. I'm even generous enough to offer to help him dig it.

About as likely as this being an effective method of getting knocked up

Boris the bottler

Happy Halloween Swindo .... Tick tock?

It’s the sort of deal I had hoped for, presumably the FT has good sources but it will be very close" Read the whole thing! I was refering to a customs union amendment. Got it - apologies!

Press saying the rebels have likely defeated the govt on the programme motion

You hoped for a deal that would cost the country £135 billion over the next 15 years and sell us down the river to Trump and his cronies? Oh.

DUP voting against programme motion

Wow. That's an audacious move after being so spectacularly caught in a lie in front of the entire forum 24 hours ago.

Funny how the DUP are so adamant they won't accept being any different to the rest of the UK in any way, shape or form.... except when it comes to abortion and same **** marriage and then suddenly they're desperate to be different.

Very generous of him to offer his failing hotel for nothing as a publicity stunt. I'm sure it has nothing to do with the hotel's income falling 70% since 2015 and the fact it desperately needs some good press...

Which is probably for the best because Jimmy isn't very good!!

So what you're in effect saying is - you're not racist, but all non-white women look the same to you.

To be fair, it was an upgrade in his usual level of truthfulness and honesty

At least he didn’t choose a random hat off the internet and try and pass it off as his own then try to wriggle out of it embarrassingly obviously when caught in a lie

Just a quick bump to make sure nobody missed Swindo's "pearler" of a post

Both of us are I suspect as I'm quite content for us to lose out the entire season and get a high draft pick.

Thanks for that "pearl" of information

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OH NO. SERIOUSLY? YOU PROVED 2 OF THE 3 IN ONE POST YOU UTTER TWERP. Liar and thick - tick both boxes. Liar, because that it is not "Pearl", it is a model named Ayanna Jordan (semi-famous on instagram). That exact photo is available in her portfolio here https://www.modelmayhem.com/portfolio/664566/viewall https://www.instagram.com/ayannajordan/?hl=en Thick, because you are clearly too thick to realise that in 2019 you can track anything down online, especially if it is as simple as doing a reverse image search. It took me less than 3 minutes to find out who this really was. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jesus Christ Swindo, good luck digging yourself out of this hole.

Really interesting read - cleared up a few bits for me. Thanks for sharing.

They are, they just play in league one. I watched about half the game and there are non league sides that would batter either shower on display in the accrington scum game

Not to mention immigration will increase. We went with the begging bowl to India and Australia and both told us to get f**ked unless increased access to migration was on the table.

HAHAHAHA - that was about a foot over the line. In proper football Hawkeye would have sorted that out. What a shame they don't have it in the pub leagues.