kick it off

If he's not getting a Glasgow kiss from webber in a minute, I would love an explanation

No, it's my fault.

Okkkkk, bit personal but thanks for sharing. Hope you find a partner soon mate 😉

Dean Smith is the managerial form of Chlamydia.

I booked Coventry tickets on Friday, specifically because I feel safe that brummie **** will be sacked by then. It literally can't get worse

Want forest down because I live in Nottinghamshire and its annoying watching all the plastics jump on the bandwagon, and because they've thrown so much money at this that I'd love to see it all go **** up and prove that you can't just pay your way to safety.

Probably standing around watching Hanley and Gibson hoof it if we play as we normally do.

I guess if someone is celibate but doesn't want to be, then technically they are "incel"... the whole belief system that these people have to justify their own way of existing is abhorrent though and you're right, blames women for their failings. There's a good doc on the subculture on channel 4's on demand service.

49ers looked very decent yesterday. Bosa is an absolute wrecking ball. I'm not sure Purdy is actually that good. The offensive line is just a wall, and the scheme is to get the ball out quick. Not to knock him, considering he was drafted last etc, but I don't think the hype is warranted, he's not being asked to do very much. I feel like a Tannehill or similar could manage this offense in a similar way. Can see 49ers going all the way though, more complete team than the Eagles imo.

Cant remember where I read it, but I remember reading how at one of his clubs (Sheffield utd I think), the players all turned up for training one day, it had been snowing and he binned training off and took them all sledging instead.

God no. Talk about changing for the sake of it. Warnock is hoofball tactics and a ****, wilder is more expansive but still a ****. Either of them would be worse than DS and that is a VERY low bar.

Top tip... don't iron the eggs.

That Pats ending was off the chart. Absolutely ****ing mental. Down 7 with 32 seconds left and end up winning in regulation. Lunacy. Commanders got shafted by the John Mara officiating company again yesterday. We weren't good but there were 4 or 5 horrible, game changing calls, including 2 ridiculous ones on the last 2 plays of the game. First one McLaurin asked the ref if he was lined up on the line twice (visibly, it's on video below), was told yes twice then flagged to stop a touchdown for not being lined up at the LoS. Last play of the game, if that's not Pass Interference, then I don't quite know what is. It was basically WWE. No flag. Pass broken up, game over.

That Cowboys game was WILD! Dallas go up 3 with 3mins left, Lawrence fumbles with 1.30 on the clock. Close call turned over on review with 12 seconds to play giving Jax a timeout back. They promptly get into FG range with a 20 yard completion, convert the FG to tie it and then intercept Dak with a Pick 6 to win it in overtime.

Yep. I'm on board. He thought he was going to use us a stepping stone to a huge job. Then he failed with us, realised the big offers weren't coming and has just totally lost interest since then.

Thought Aarons worked hard tonight, drove us forward and looked like he gave a ****, to be fair to him (Wasn't sure whether you meant drive as in effort, or drive as in moving us forward, but feel that aarons also should be mentioned in either context)

At this point, yiu could replace DS with an owl from a local sanctuary and the football would improve.

Agree. Hughton almost made me stop bothering with Norwich entirely. Smith is awful but he is a tiny bit better than Hughton's antifootball. I think around Easter time under hughton, we went 4 consecutive games without registering a shot on target or someth like that.

Get that useless brummie **** out of the club, City and county. Absolutely dire, again. Glad the fans are making themselves heard.

Yeah I've been watching too and think it's very good. I'm not a big reality fan but enjoying this a lot. The only other reality show I'm a fan of, is survivor (the US show) and this one has lots of parallels.

Credit to the lads. Things like this make me proud to be a canary. Really hit me just how easy it is to forget the kind of struggles some people face and how unfair life can be.

Thats so sad, I'm so sorry to hear that Ricardo. We lost my partner's mum in July, at 54, to cancer so I can draw some parallels but obviously it's different to lose a child. I wish there was something I could say that would help, but I know there isnt so I will just express my sincere condolences and wish you and your family all the best at this heartbreaking moment.

Sure it didn't just copy and paste an old Swindon canary post?

No idea. Rumour has it that if Bezos gets the team then another rebrand might be coming round quick.

Went to see Sheku Kanneh-Mason and Harry Baker on Thursday as part of the "Noisenights" tour. A world renowned Cellist widely regarded as one of the best in the world and a highly accomplished, immensely talented composer/pianist playing in a small bar in Leeds. It was unbelievable. They played a mixture of stuff from folk, to jazz, to classical pieces, to improvised versions of various pieces of music. The tour doesn't go to Norfolk, its pretty much just big cities and the sheku/Harry run finishes tonight anyway, but the premise of the organisation running it is to bring classical musicians to intimate, informal settings and have them play interesting repertoire you wouldn't normally hear them play. Well worth keeping an eye on because it really was superb. https://www.throughthenoise.co.uk/noisenights