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[quote user="lappinitup"]Dear Marge.                   I have had this problem for years which I have always kept hidden, but now Paul Lambert has let the cat out of the bag. You see, I can''t help peeing on my hand when I go to the toilet and it gets very embarrassing because people do notice these things. He''s come out and said in todays press and said "He''s just in giving a wee hand and getting them going,” Of course it gets them going when they smell my hand. What can I do Marge? I''m getting really pissed off with it now! Yours, Gary Holt. [:$] [/quote]Terrible.

[quote user="Canary_on_the Trent"][quote user="norfolkbroadslim"]There are a few conflicting answers on here now.  Do we have a limited budget or do we have a budget capable of getting us into the top six? If it is the latter, then I would have thought that our signings would perhaps relfect this?[:^)] [/quote]You don''t need to spend millions upon millions to get into the top 6, it''s limited compared to what we were haemorrhaging under Grant/Roeder but it will certainly be bigger than the budget Blackpool managed to win promotion with or the budgets Donny finished in the top half with or Scunny survived with. [/quote]What this man said. Really shows how poor our previous managers have been, unable to achieve any sort of success with a budget that I think it is fair to assume will far outweigh the budget with which Lambert will, as a minimum, keep us up this year.

Take a look on oddschecker.com, can actually get us at 1/10 with coral. That''s a price, we''re nailed on. Thinking of doing us, Toon and Rochdale to go up, with Posh and Darlington to go down. What do you reckon?

[quote user="canarywharf"]You are a disgrace mate. Can''t believe you would stoop so low to take the piss out of a rival. Be ashamed out of yourself![/quote]Does this even make sense?

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p0063bcp55 seconds in, I think it''s Owen Garvan.

[quote user="Jim Kent"]http://www.stainesnews.co.uk/surrey-sport/brentford/2010/02/06/macdonald-fires-brentford-to-gillingham-win-64767-25777792/?[/quote]It''s funny because their names are similar.

[quote user="Mr. Bump"]Vs. Colchester - "Nelson was turned so easily, he''s rubbish"Vs. Hartlepool -  "Nelson and Askou could form a solid partnership"Vs. Walsall - "He''s crap again!"Vs. MK Dons - ?[/quote]I don''t understand why we signed Nelson, and I think the Doc has finally been shown up. No better than all the lunkheads who play at this level, how did he ever make the Premiership!?OTBC

I hate him so much

Quite fancy letting the club know my thoughts, not that they''ll care.

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[quote user="norfolkchance1"]Just realised that Owain Tudor Jones could be sung to the White Stripes Seven Nation Army. (I think) "Ow-wain- Tu-dor - Jones" "Ow-wain- Tu-dor - Jones" Does anyone else think it works[/quote]No, it''s really bad. Barely fits, totally unoriginal, been done before.

I haven''t read the board tonight, I''ve just come on and read the last half a dozen news stories on the main page and I''m seriously depressed. We have fallen further than I could''ve imagined, and the way the board, Gunn and people talk it''s as if it isn''t happening. I don''t know what to do, I don''t live in the Norfolk area, but let''s do something about it. I will always watch Norwich. I promised myself that next season I am going for the day out, and am not going to worry myself about the football. Now I''m not so sure. At our current rate, we will be an established League One club within 3 years, and struggling a year after that. Either point me in the direction of the movement that is doing this, or join me in starting something that will change things. Things can''t get any worse.   OTBC

[quote user="Balham Yellow"]I wasn''t asking exactly how many we are taking down to the last indivdual.  I was hoping that someone had perhaps spoken to the box office and been told that we had sold 2500, 3000 or whatever it may be.  [/quote]I called the box office yesterday and they are sold out, only available on the door now, don''t know how many that means have been sold but I imagine that there will be a few.

Anyone know if they have barriers there, as I''m planning on going but don''t want to pay £37 return from Preston?OTBC

[quote user="we are rubbish"]never played for rangers,failed medical at wolves,i bet we don''t get 10 games or 2 goals from him[/quote]I''ll take that bet, call it a tenner?

[quote user="nutty nigel"]You guys who saw that win at Molineux are lucky! Wolves was my first ever away game and we lost 5-1 in 1971! I have been at least half a dozen times since and never even seen us draw although the 1-0 defeat in the play offs was like a win. I''m going tonight (weather permitting[H]). Will my Molineux luck change[:^)]   [/quote]I was at the only win at Molineux, must have only been about 8 and I remember there being loads of trouble. I''m going tonight, athough if you''re going nutty we could be in trouble [:)]OTBC

I reckon we''re in for a right hammering. Only £14 to get in for students though which is pretty good, had to pay £20 to watch Oldham Swindon on Saturday (don''t ask.)Does anyone know if there are ticket barriers at Wolves train station as the journey from Preston is only an hour and a quarter but the cheapest ticket is £37!OTBC

Bit harsh having Notman in your worst elevens. Poor git had to retire at 23.OTBC

I live with a United season ticket holder, and I unfortunately happen to watch a lot of United. Most of the players mentioned are well out of our league.Danny Welbeck is now a part of the first team, for this season at least. He won''t be coming.Fabio won''t be coming, his brother is in the first team, and there is no way Ferguson will let an 18 year old Brazilian come here, he could do with a bit of low pressure reserve football I reckon.I know nothing about James Chester, he seems like a possible suggestion, although you could probably argue as reserve captain he is getting as good experience as here...Darron Gibson is well below the pace of United''s first team and could also be an option. Not rated by the majority of United fans, and not expected to make it.I don''t think any other United reserves meet the level we require, we''ve had enough top flight reserves already, just because they''re at United doesn''t make it any better.If bringbackchippy is right, and I think he is, we won''t need to worry about United reserves.OTBC

[quote user="LDC"]I''m going to mention someone - Chris Porter a striker who plays for Motherwell, previously Oldham, got a good goals per game ration, is 6ft 2, only about 24/25, and cheap because his contract is up at the end of the season!! Huddersfield had a bid of £100,000 accepted but the player himself turned the move down.     [/quote]Has already been mentioned here in a few papers. Sounds like a decent shout.OTBChttp://edinburghnews.scotsman.com/heartofmidlothianfc/Hearts-keen-to-land-Motherwell.4846217.jp

[quote user="Canary02 III"][quote user="glove1"]they will say what they want and expect us to believe it...they could have said they interviews alex ferguson and some fans would believe it!![/quote] I don''t quite understand the cynicism. You may think they''ve made a bad choice and I don''t think anybody could hand on their heart disagree with you as Gunn is unproven at best. But why would the board lie or deceive? What''s in it for them? Are they really the Bond-esque villains that you would have us believe? Incompetent perhaps, but duplicitous is probably a stretch too far. [/quote]Never a truer word said. I''m not pro-board but they''re incompetent, not malicious.OTBC

[quote user="1st Wizard"][quote user="Norfolk Chance"]Wiz, I called you a drama queen the other day for starting so many threads saying that Gunn was going to be manager. I did this, because I thought there was no chance of it happening. Wiz, I''m sorry mate.[/quote] Cheer N&C For my sins, I''m deaf, so I rely on my eyes a lot, and peoples body language usually shouts at me, as soon as I saw Smith and Jones, Gunn and Munby''s ''language'' after the Barnsley game, I knew he''d got the job. [/quote]How much money did you stick on it and at what price? Must have made you a few quid there...

[quote user="kdncfc"][quote user="Ex-greenoschin"] My headline was "Things they are a happening" not "here is the name of the new manager" I have told you that I have been told of 2 events happening soon - not just we are getting a new manager. If it''s alright by you I will stick to my guns (no pun intended) and not betray my customer. You start getting upset and irritable if you want but again - all I have done is give a "heads up" Ihaven''t come on here to say" look at me" and I''m not interested in gloating should it come off .      [/quote] For what it''s worth I actually believe what you say is true, problem is that until papers are signed these things can fall through which would then make it look like you were telling porkies. Something like this will happen sooner or later so why shouldn''t it be happening now, the money to pay Roeder off had to come from somewhere so it could just be possible it came from a new owner who is also having an imput into the new manager negotiations. [/quote]Don''t know if it helps but this guy from memory is on the ball, if he believes him that gives credence to the OP imo.

Interesting article, I wonder how many clubs in this country are self sufficient though? At least ''Boro bring through some decent youth team players though, unlike here.

I was at Huddersfield Swindon on Saturday, supporting Swindon for the day, and it was a fairly miserable affair it must be said. Lee Clark has Huddersfield playing good football and they won the game comfortably. Swindon lare looking shaky and could well go down on the form they showed, and a lot of the players looked a bit fed up about it, but they have got a few decent players.Jerel Ifil, their centre back was basically defending on his own, the other centre back being the worst player I have ever seen playing professional football, who then got himself sent off. Ifil is 6 foot 1, not the best distribution it must be said, but strong and quick, and good in the air, and would definitely be pushing for the first team here imo. Has apparently been linked with Plymouth.Up front, Simon Cox is an obvious shout, not the best game but still managed to stick a 25 yard half-volley in the top corner. He''s quick, likes to shoot and constantly harasses defenders in the way McKenzie used to.Not sure how much the two would cost, but both may fancy a move here. I know we have peanuts, but I think these two, particularly Ifil, would be obtainable.http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jerel_Ifilhttp://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Simon_Cox_(footballer_born_1987)