off the boil city

I predict the mad Dingles will come to Norfolk in foul moods having been thrashed on Sunday. Watch out for their morons who smashed up their own town cos they lost a football match, 2,000 were on the rampage, overturning police cars, bricking coaches and taking on the fuzz who were in full body armour and gave them a right belting - so they got hammered twice that day. I see an easy win for the Canaries as the Dingles are at a low ebb and their fans double gutted. Its a pity Earnie isnt playing again as he wound them up brilliantly last time out--GOOD LUCK  

[:)] I dont mind Earnie scoring 1 but if I was you then worry about the amazing hatful of chances we have missed against Derby and QPR, we honestly should have scored half a dozen in each game ! Earnie would be getting a hatful for us now but Barny Nobsor  said his first touch was U.S and got rid. Someone (and I am not saying its gritty City) is going to get an almighty hiding soon as we are playing the best football in many years and soon all these misses will fly in[ap]  

NOT A CHANCE!!! We have lined up Dave Jones from Cardiff so you can keep your un  Worthy

OK so you didnt want Ellington as well but at least congrats to Alan Grey and Westoncanary for spotting the tip I gave you last Monday. I can also reveal why Earnie left Birmingham for Norfolk-he wanted to be nearer his family in Wales--and when you see his first touch you will realise he is right[:D][;)]

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OK, goodbye, (but I will return just to say I told you so when I can tell you so)   

Unfortunately you have not paid £3.m, you still owe Crewe almost £1.7 million and I believe you must sell as you will struggle to pay, unless you cash in other players.

Maths not your strongest subject then ?

why? can''t he drive ?

Contracts expire at the end of a season not after one year-dodgy rumour is Albion have bid £4.5 for Ashton after having had their bid for Kanoute rejected. Anyone your end heard of this rumour? I hope its true

Send me your address to kevin37@totalise.co.uk and I will post you the tape, I thought you were a swedebasher not a spudbasher!!!!!!!!

I thought you may be interested in this review from the Birmingham Post http://icbirmingham.icnetwork.co.uk/birminghampost/sport/murphy/tm_objectid=15526646&method=full&siteid=50002&page=3&headline=united-s-double-standards-name_page.html  

Yes, no joke honest, I recorded from 2.00pm till the finish so if you want to relive the glory and despair contact me with an address and I will post it to you no charge honest, its the least I can do, (if you want some champers to go with it let me know as I am getting a bit sick of it after 3 days)

Dear Blacko and Weston canary, thank you for your sportsmanship and for congratulating me on my inspired and perceptive predictions, whilst I know they are disappointed I expectantly await the praise and glory from "dumbledelia" "charlies dad" "northern canary" "the fool on the hill" "arganth" and "dannygod"  Where are ya ?   

Thanks Matey, although I wanted and believed Norwich would lose I wouldnt wish that result on anyone but I did say how huge the pressure would be, real party at the Hawthorns yesterday, Pompey fans booing their own team when they ran out and then cheering ours and singing "let them Score" but the players didnt listen and gave us many scares in the first half before we took control. It was just amazing but I think Delia and Worthy took defeat with dignity and if you keep your best players and add some defenders you will have a reasonable chance next year, but it is much harder the second time around to get the momentum going.

Anyone got any aspirins ? my head hurts after guzzling all that bubbly

yeah, the Premier league fixtures are done a couple of weeks after the playoffs

he''s ideal for you, cant tackle, wont work in midfield ,wont try, loves his daily beer supply-but very good on free kicks, hurry buy now to avoid disapointment

I very much doubt that if you read the players own comments, remember Rednap left them so they will be keen to extract revenge, anyway I will leave you with one final omen, The last time Chelsea won the League was 1955, who was in 17th place?   WBA of course, which is exactly where we will be on Sunday    

Surely we only need to discuss it once.

Against The Munichs away everyone was really nervous but now we are all relaxed and fatalistic whereas the Canaries are getting so much pressure heaped on them I dont think any team could stand it, its yours to lose but that is where the fear factor and nerves kick in which heaps loads more pressure on you, plus all Fulham are reading is how Norwich are coming to beat them so how do you think they feel? Anyway its going to be one hell of an afternoon but I am still very confident the baggies will shine through

Oh well thats it then, now that the world famous "Squarefootball" ? has spoken there is no need for the other teams to even bother playing. Well done City you nearly deserved it

Now Now calm down, I am only posting exactly what you are thinking arnt i ?

My last bottle of vintage Krug ''91 is now gently chilling ready for Sunday night consumption. Charlton will be fired up to beat rivals Crystal Penalty thanks to Dowies personal abuse and threats to Curbishley last time they met, with the Munichs out to humble Saints and get back some self esteem it only leaves free running Fulham to put the nervous Canaries in a flap and clear the way for the Baggies to nearly break sweat and jog past a lacklustre Pompey and make the great escape a reality, from being 8 points adrift and bottom at Christmas you must know what is going to happen! Thanks Fergie and Milan for helping the most deserving team retain their justified Premier status. Its warm Coca Cola for Norwich, Palace and Southampton, pass me my champagne flute Mr Chumleigh-Warner 

So you have proved that a Canary has more lives than a cat and that you are going to escape relegation with an easy win at Fulham. I have to take my hat off to you, despite being outplayed on many recent occassions you still have been grinding out those amazing wins so Lady Luck is certainly smiling on you, and probably sits on your crossbar. I think it helps you that we got a point on Saturday as you know you must  go for the win rather than get caught in a mix by trying not to get beaten. Palace and Saints will struggle to get wins but Pompey fans are buying Albion shirts on our website so they are coming for a defeat party to mock Saints so you would expect us to get an easier ride and hopefully win. I am sure you will go for it, and Fulham have nothing to play for so wont really be up for a fight and it will be good for one of the promoted teams to stay up-I just wish it was going to be us instead of you, but we cant compete with you special brand of providence