Tayside Canary

I am also an exile -living near Dundee. Where do you stay?

I live in Jockland and they are not going to wipe the smile off my face for ages!

I have inside information that there is a publication due out near the end of May should the scummers fail to reach the Premiership (which by the way any scummer reading this is where we are). Here is a quick insight. Its called the reasons why the best team (according to Fat boy Royle) in the Nationwide failed to be promoted. The ball was the wrong shape (round) We played at the wrong time of year (the football season) The pitch was too wide The pitch was too narrow The ball was under inflated The ball was over inflated Teams didnt let us win Teams kept scoring goals against us There are plenty more, but I will let others have a go. Premiership here we come at last!

Rumours abound up here in Jockland that Maurice Ross of Rangers is set to join the Green and Yellow Army for approx £250,000. Story is at http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/sport/sportfeed/page.cfm?objectid=14134771&method=full&siteid=89488

Hacked off I couldnt listen to it. Even 5 live were not interested. Its worse living in Jockland having to rely on ceefax