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    NEWSFLASH An elderly lady has been arrested for walking past the constituency office of Labour MP, Jess Phillips, while provocatively sucking on a humbug -- Her handbag was searched and a large quantity of the offensive objects were found. Police have raided her home and have taken away her computer to see if she has any affiliation to far-right sweet shop proprietors.
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    UK Parliament - Sponsored by PAXO!
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    A white horse trotted into the Fur & Feather in Woodbastwick and asked for a pint of Nelson's Bitter --- The landlord said "We have a whisky named after you" --- The horse replied "What, Eric?"
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    I never knew you could yodel.
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    A little old lady...
  6. Lovely read again, Ricardo πŸ‘ B@stard Achilles injury keeps me away, so ever grateful for a fans depiction that most reporting lacks. It was my birthday -- Norwich 3 Man City 2 -- Best gift I ever had πŸ‘ But Don't tell the missus πŸ˜€
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