Can we come up with 20 new chants before the new season begins? The more unlikely and stupid the better (nobody''s suggesting we ever sing these things in public!). It''s more fun than transfer speculation surely..... This one''s from ''Something Stupid'' by F and N Sinatra.... I know I stand in line until you think you have the time to spend an evening with me, And if we go some place to dance, I know that there''s a chance you won''t be leaving with me, Then afterward we go into some quiet little place and have a drink or two, And then I go and spoil it all by saying something stupid like....... ......"We are going up, I said we are going up. We are going up, I said we are going up" (you can substitute any ''normal'' chant into the last line (eg Oh Huckerby, oh hucker, hucker .. etc.)