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"Mr Johnson is still due to appear before a Commons standards committee, which is investigating whether he knowingly misled MPs when he insisted all guidance had been followed at the event." https://www.itv.com/news/2023-01-10/exclusive-boris-johnson-joked-about-most-unsocially-distanced-party-in-the-uk

Another accident involving a fall from a window : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-64101437

And he charged the tax payer for heating the stables he kept his horses in.

https://www.itv.com/news/2022-12-01/senior-tory-mp-reported-to-police-over-rape-allegations

Seems to be a known issue : https://www.ubackup.com/windows-10/copy-and-paste-not-working-windows-10-jkzbj.html

What if you had a double barrelled surname......such as Mandy Rice-Davies ?

Surely he will be unemployable on his return : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/entertainment-arts-63634006

More from the same page of the Washington Examiner: https://www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/campaigns/republicans-point-finger-trump-nightmare-election-outcome

Discord in the Trump household : https://www.msn.com/en-gb/news/world/donald-trump-blames-everyone-including-melania-for-midterm-results-that-left-him-screaming/ar-AA13UjH1

This is the one: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XuOqV6-kQ1Q But when it comes to falling through a roof: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=egWbklcsfFw Apparently he suffered no serious injury !

As people mature their brains shrink and they lose many thousands of brain cells each day . By the time you have reached 75 years of age you will have lost at least 10% of the neurons in your brain and so increasingly vote Conservative.

A man with no shame or dignity. No wonder Sunak refused to shake his hand . https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-63471923

Here's another just out :

It's the past participle of wake. Any other use is an abuse of the English language.

If Johnson wins he may not last even 44 days : https://www.itv.com/news/2022-10-21/damning-partygate-evidence-means-boris-johnson-could-be-gone-by-christmas

It's like a Carry On film : BREAKINGBryant says he saw MPs being physically manhandled Senior Labour MP Chris Bryant has urged the deputy speaker to launch an investigation into "scenes in the voting lobby" in Parliament. Bryant says he saw MPs being "physically manhandled". He accuses government whips - who enforce discipline - of bullying and harassing his Tory colleagues over the vote that has just taken place. Labour MP, the shadow Scottish secretary Ian Murray, tweeted that he had "never seen scenes like it" in the voting lobby. He said he'd seen Business Secretary Jacob Rees-Mogg shouting at his colleagues, whips "screaming at Tories", and "dragging people in".

Sorry I missed this : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-63268590

One for your Christmas gift list : https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-us-canada-63125238

An unexpected bonus from Her Majesty's death :

Good news: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-politics-63032540 Bad news......that £130,000 it cost the tax payer for Lord Pannick's legal opinion turned out to be a complete waste of money!

I would go for the Captain Pugwash theme . A jaunty reminder of our seafaring history . I'm sure someone could put words to it.

Mogg vs Milband on fracking. Mogg has no idea what he is talking about.

Surprised to learn that the crown estate owns almost all the seabed around the UK for a distance of 12 nautical miles which is now worth £5 billion to them as a result of the sale of seabed licences for windfarms. 25% of the profit from sales is returned to the royal household as the sovereign grant .

Don't skate near King Charles's car: Police stop rollerblader near King Charles's car - BBC News