Gainer the Gopher

West Ham have got 1 back at Newcastle. Looks like we DO need other teams to fall apart cuz we ain''t gettin'' it done ourselves these last few games.

Mmm-bop has to do better than that. Sh#t, 3 - 0.

Ch ch ch time to make the change

Bourne strategy seems to be to dive at any given chance but this ref seems to have figured them out.

Geez, Newcastle up 2 to the Hammers.

Happy birthday Declan. Afobe moving away from goal saved a red card.

The game Im watching has us down 1 -0. This thread soundd like were down by 4.

Watch the replay. He reached yes, but barely touched him.

Exactly. He was beaten but he barely touched the guy.

Good call by ref not calling the slight touch a foul.

Grabban would''ve missed that.

It''s a blow out. That 4th goal generated only polite applause from the Spurs fans.

It would benefit us if he started. The defense would mess with him and leave him an emotional train wreck.

Add a few commas, b back. It took 3 readings to figure out what you meant. And the end should''ve been may be, not maybe.

Oh come on, gref. It was a kind of funny idea. It''s game day! Get in the spirit!!

Why? So he can continue leaving Grabban out of the line up?

I like your line up, gref. I''m ambivalent as to whether Jerome or Mmm-bop starts but everyother selection I agree with 100%. Redmond seems much more effective as a sub who can run them ragged. Please please please Bournemouth, start Grabban. We''ve got his number!

If you''re a casual fan with only a passing interest in the team, then of course you wouldn''t be overly concerned about how teams around us perform.

Hopefully they start Grabban. He wasn''t good enough in practice to get a place on our bench, so our defenders must be able to make him look very ordinary. We pretty much throttled them last time we played, tho with this being an away match, similar domination is less likely, but a goalless draw wouldn''t be out of the question. Neither would a solid 0 - 2 win. Will we have very many in the crowd there?

Morning papers have it at £8.5 mil. While the puns on here have been about his name being similar to "close", a more accurate (and perhaps funnier) take on it is to pronounce it as Hannibal Lechter says when he''s trying to get Agent Startling to move nearer to his cage, "Closer".

This is no laughing matter. Acts such as these need to be dealt with using full prejudice. If you ignore or placate such terroristic acts, they will only increase. O''neilla bin Redcard needs to be hunted down. If not, he will radicalize the rest of the Middle Field and the entire region will be in flames for generations.

Actually it does, and then some.

Ask Jack.....? - Mello Yellow It''s not so much a thing of the past as it is a thing of fairie tales.

HAH! ^^^^

Is there a story behind your post, YC?