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I love this team. From the young lads like Aarons and Godfrey through to the experienced players like Pukki and the bit part players like Klose. What a group.

I do feel a bit sick. That was a stressful last few games.😀

For the most entertaining season ever! I've been supporting us for 48 years and this season is without doubt the most entertaining I have ever seen. Goals galore, relentless attacking football and endless incident and drama. Simply brilliant!!

****ing get in. So emotional, so proud of this ****ing team.

Congratulations on promotion, You've unearthed some real talent and your style of play has been very impressive to watch!

Even better.... I could have him drive me to the game and then collect me. That way he gets the personalised match report immediately after the game and I get to enjoy a few beers 🍻 win win 🥳

There comes a day when your children have to stand on their own 2 feet and fend for themselves and get their own tickets, and at 4 years old, I think that time has come for your son. P.S I am please you have installed the work ethic in him at such a young age

Tell your wife that love is a very strong word, that you're very fond of him and will provide a full match report on your return.

It's worked out beautifully. Senior management have been criticized, but three promotions in a decade. Well done.

Absolutely brilliant. Team spirit and never say die. Bring on the PL.

I don't know about pant wetting...I've certainly shat myself several times during the last few games. OTBC

Leeds are not going to overhaul an 11 goal deficit on us in 2 games. We never lose by more than 1, if at all and even if they beat scum 6-0 they aren't winning by 3 goals v Villa. Relax and enjoy the day!

Yep, totally agree with how attractive a proposition we must be to talented youngsters. I think what’s happened under Farke and Webber can only massively enhance our chances of signing young players whom perhaps a few years ago would have opted for a Chelsea etc. I don’t think I’ve ever been more excited for the future of our club. People laughed at Delia when her and Michael presented their simple sustainable vision for NCFC, but my god, they are getting it right big time thus far! Credit to them both for their part in our honourable resurgence 🏆

Do you need us to contact the police? Obviously a gun must be pointed at your head forcing you to click on all this transfer gossip.

https://www.pinkun.com/when-will-norwich-city-2019-promotion-parade-happen-1-6020300 GET THE **** IN. I thought it would be a week day. It's not. 180 miles each way is going to be well ****ing worth it.

The after match celebrations were brilliant to watch. EVERYONE could enjoy them, not just those that want to run on a pitch and spoil it for everyone else.

And Paul Lambert. Can we also thank him for making this season truly memorable.

In fairness fans of every other club up and down the land will be sharing these sentiments. Our fans are incredibly dull and sanitised. And i genuinely think that might be the most cringeworthy promotion celebration in the history of English football. We must be the only club who think standing in their seats and politely clapping promotion is something to be proud of. No spontaneity, no passion. But our fans are a weird bunch. I mean even the likes of Reading and Bournemouth had a pitch invasion....

Absolutely. Best season of my life. So sad it's coming to a close, I sincerely hope we can take the title though, we bloody deserve it. This year has just been an incredible wild ride. Absolutely brilliant. Can't thank them enough for this season. Wonder if the players appreciate how much it truly means to fans of clubs like us. Here's just one example. https://twitter.com/SimonThomasSky/status/1122248797885747200

Holy moly!! It doesn't feel real after all this stress and 4am sweats and chills. Congratulations to everyone involved with this wonderful club. All the pant wetters can stop now.

If Blackburn scored now it would definitely be a 'Quit game before saving' situation

3rd Emi, 2nd Zimmy

Can't see any need for that- we're creating chances with ease, not sure why you'd unbalance that? I'd be more inclined to get Tettey on for McLean who has been pretty anonymous

Im reminded of what Bielsa said about creating chances vs scoring goals. We've had a number of shots on goal this first half which could easily have gone in. We could be 4 or 5 up for the sake of a few inches. As it is, another sucker punch spoils the party. Need to start putting these away or we will rue it

Conceding when we did took a lot of momentum away. After Mario scored I thought we'd be 3 or 4 up by halftime.

Elliott Bennett starting for Rovers. Give him a big cheer.

I don’t know about ‘official’, Baltimore 😂 - but yes, it’s the match thread

Krul Aarons, Zimm, Godfrey, Lewis Lietner, Buendia, Vrancic, Stiepermann, Hernandez Pukki Not necessarily in that formation, just my starting XI

Whilst I expect the scum to lose 4 or 5 nil today it will be because they are complete and utter sh1te. With luck, it won't be too many seasons before Lowestoft Town is their local derby.

and my mind has wandered to 1p5wich possibly being 1 League away from Solihull Moors next season.

This is our cup final, the first game this season we know for definite that if we get any kind of result we are up, regardless of what other clubs do. In the league it doesn't get any better than a match like this. Can't wait.

If I arrange it with Kylie for tonight, can I have your ticket !

Are we going to have individual threads for every single out of contract player known to man this summer i wonder.

Norwich Castle or Bernard Matthews? Oh wait, you said turnkey. Never mind...

There’s a couple of those down at Portman road

Yes a little bit of statistical analysis and basic probability theory will allow for odd results such as these but over a season they are “averaged out” by the other results. You can’t say it’s bad luck you need twice as many chances to score as other teams, it’s just bad finishing, and if your statistical analysis, or personal observation as a specialist in the field, can’t uncover that fact and then take appropriate corrective action, then IMO your exhaustive analysis of the competition might be better spent on sorting out your own team’s pattern of play and finishing instead.

Thanks for these Matt, I love them. Thanks for the extra too. You've worked it all through beautifully and all six look certainties to me. I've placed them with Bill Hill where the potential return is boosted to £149.67. Here are the details : - Orient 1/5 Dundee Utd 10/11 Atletico 7/20 Plezn 2/11 Sheffield Utd 1/6 Benfica 8/13 Thanks too for the scorecast. Here are the details of that: - Scorecast 3-1 Norwich / Vrancic first goal £2 Bill Hill 90/1 £182.00 This promises to be an exciting weekend for us PUPs and hopefully for our wonderful DS boys and girls. Good luck Wolfie and all you PUPs 🙃

Changed the third sentence to make it factually correct.

Right, well it doesn't really make any sense, but it was good fun to put together. A BANAL LAMENTABLE FÚCKWIT VIRGIN WANG FAMILY

Surprised Til hasn't put up a picture of the pair of them in a hot tub.

The final result was a decision of God... ...whose hand Steven Fletcher used to cheat Norwich out of three points.

Excellent that the EFL and the club have taken heed of LDC's stark warning.

Why the f*** would anyone want Sheff Utd to pick up any more points? Are people really that sad that they would rather see a competitor for the title pick up points at this stage, because of a little local rivalry?? I hope Ipswich pull off the impossible, beat them, hopefully by two goals so as to reduce their goal difference. I know it isn't going to happen, but that doesn't stop me from hoping for it.

According to the media we're after half of the EFL & two thirds of Europe. Next phase we annex Poland ...

Never been so happy to be wrong!!!

Yesterday we had posts accusing the players of bottling it. Today we get this rubbish. Farke is the bravest manager we've had in my time. These young players are the bravest we've had in my time. The older players are the most supportive we've had in my time. Yes there have been games we've won comfortably during the season. QPR the latest. But most of the season has been like the last four games. And that's regardless of whose personal favourites have started.

Then so have the other 2 as in the last 6 games Norwich have gained 10 points, Sheffield United 11 points and Leeds 9 points. We are the only unbeaten team of those 5 and are in the longest unbeaten run in the league. Looks like it’s falling apart Farke out, Webber must go and we definitely should not have blooded those youngsters.

Heard this a couple of times on Friday night... "Rhythm is a dancer. Stiepermann's the answer. You can play him anywhere. He can be defensive, midfield or offensive. On the ball or in the air."

Luckily for you we got relegated and he lost his job. All your Christmas’s must have came at once...