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Why the f*** would anyone want Sheff Utd to pick up any more points? Are people really that sad that they would rather see a competitor for the title pick up points at this stage, because of a little local rivalry?? I hope Ipswich pull off the impossible, beat them, hopefully by two goals so as to reduce their goal difference. I know it isn't going to happen, but that doesn't stop me from hoping for it.

For a minute I thought I was on a dating website. Just needs GSOH!!

On a similar note, Lake District Canary can be transformed into IDLY TAINT AR5E CRACK.

You can still get City to finish in the play offs on Skybet @ 250/1

Changed the third sentence to make it factually correct.

Okay, then, my dear old things. I've had a long think about this, and these are my findings. I'm steering clear of Barcelona; with the title wrapped up and Levante still embroiled in a relegation scrap, I think they're likely to rest the vast majority of their team ahead of the Liverpool match. I'm similarly concerned about West Brom - they have two games to avoid injuries before facing Villa in the playoffs, and Rotherham will be fighting for their lives as Wigan were at Leeds last weekend. I'm also going for five tomorrow, which will all be over in time to concentrate on our fun and games at the Carra, followed by (hopefully!) something to look forward to on Sunday. LEYTON ORIENT v Braintree (home win) - 12:30 Saturday DUNDEE UNITED v Falkirk (home win) - 15:00 Saturday ATLETICO MADRID v Valladolid (home win) - 15:15 Saturday VIKTORIA PLZEN v Dukla Prague (home win) - 16:00 Saturday SHEFFIELD UNITED v Agent Lambert's Circus of Indignity (home win) - 17:15 Saturday Boavista v BENFICA (away win, my pick) - 17:30 Sunday I've pinged you a few extra bob, Eddie - would you be so kind as to double the stake on this sixer to £20? I've also sent an extra couple of quid to place on a scorecast of 3-1 Norwich, Vrancic first goal - should be around 90/1. Have fun, kids - see you in the Premier League!

Hi all. Feeling the celebratory vibe so am going to cover nearly all of the suggestions.. Goal scorers, anytime £1 each = £6 Jamal, Rhodes, emi,Mario ,Zimbo, pukki and pukki to score 2+ Results £3 each = £12 City to win with -2 handicap City to win to nil A draw Away win Specials £1 each = £5 Norwich win and BTTS Krul to get a yellow City win and a game red card City to win both halves City winning at both half time and full time. Total bets £23. Will ping you the cash Eddie. Bring on a great evening and good luck all

I look Killer on Youtube

Hoping Storm Hannah doesnt lead to a power cut.

"Youtube reel looks good - I'm sold" Never trust Youtube...remember the Fozzy Flick...🤣 Apples

Hands up who thought this was a joke name?!

Rhodes? Where we're going, we won't need Rhodes...!

Playing this way all season with this squad would have seen us midtable. We are where we are because we play high risk football and every player believes 100 % in every other player. We should note the 100’s of good moments playing this way rather than highlighting the limited number of bad moments.

I dunno, the thought of you tutting at your TV with your arms crossed would make me more likely to do it...

Whenever I watch Leeds they don;t create many clear cut chances and their play is always so predictable that goalkeepers know exactly where to position themselves to save. Every chance seems to be a cutback to in or around the edge of the box coming in at pace. It takes a decent amount of skill to put those away and as they produce that passage of play so often it becomes predictable to defend against. They do it at such a pace and high tempo it always troubles teams in this league but these seem to be hard chances to bury. Even in the highlights it's not like they're missing open goals or the keepers are often pulling off world class saves. They are extremely well coached to produce the passes of play they do but I Championship level forwards are going to struggle to consistently finish these types of chances. It probably shows up well in the stats and things like xG but watching live their problem is blindingly obvious to me and it's not poor finishing.

Thanks for these Stephen I love this strategy. And thanks for the extra too. That gives us a chance to celebrate whilst adding to the funds for our superb DS boys and girls. I've placed them to our best advantage and we have : - Lewis to score anytime £1 Bill Hill 14/1 £15.00 Rhodes to score anytime £1 Bill Hill 11/10 £2.10 Buendia to score anytime £1 Bill Hill 8/5 £2.60 Vrancic to score anytime £1 Bet 365 9/4 £3.25 Zimmermann to score anytime £1 Bill Hill 9/1 £10.00 Pukki to score anytime £1 Bill Hill 6/10 £1.60 Pukki to score 2+ £1 Bill Hill 4/1 £5.00 City to win with -2 handicap £3 Bet 365 12/5 £10.20 City to win to nil £3 Bet 365 13/8 £7.87 A draw £3 Bet 365 17/4 £15.75 Away win £3 Bet 365 7/1 £24.00 Norwich win and BTTS £1 Bet 365 8/5 £2.60 Krul to get a yellow £1 Bet 365 25/1 £26.00 City win and a game red card £1 Bet 365 6/1 £7.00 City to win both halves £1 Bill Hill 5/2 £3.50 City winning at both half time and full time. £1 Bet 365 21/20 £2.05 Loads of possibilities and it will be fun to tick some winners after the game. Good luck ZLF and our beloved Canaries🙃

Surprised Til hasn't put up a picture of the pair of them in a hot tub.

Holy crap.

I think Bielsa is just softening them up for the fact he won't be there next season. I believe the owner has said he needs to sell if they don't go up, which means he'd be unlikely to bring the 4-5 players they'd need to build on this season. At 34 you wonder if Pablo Hernandez can repeat this season's performances again. Bielsa would be expecting Sheffield United to beat Ipswich, and for us to get at least a point against Blackburn. But even without that, they've scored 70 goals this season and Roofe and Alioski are supposedly out (21 goals between them) They still might go up via the playoffs, but it's been a long grueling season for them and and I can see them not making it to the playoff final.

If you've not been recently then it's worth a look I guess, as there's various different exhibits, but I didn't think the Viking stuff was particularly impressive (I'm not a heathen, I generally like this kind of stuff). There's a couple of nice swords in there but nothing that wowed me. It's all similar to the Iceni stuff too, which doesn't help as it blurs into one a bit. They had some nice activities for kids etc going on around the viking theme, so if you've got little ones, I'm sure there'll be something happening for them.

Sounds like a nickname for Donald Trump

You're bloody difficult, you are, with your two Zs. RUM ZINCED NAZl is about as good as it gets.

The difference being one is a strong-willed Yorkshire team high on belief at the moment. The others are odious entitled bottlers with Princess Diana as their main strike threat.

“ All supporters are reminded to remain in their seats after the final whistle tomorrow to allow players and coaching staff to complete a lap of appreciation. This can only happen if the pitch is clear”. #ncfc

I apologise wolfo, for some reason i saw a V in his name.

Fair enough. I'll freely admit I went on the pitch after the Ipsh*t second leg in 2015, but I had to leg it down from the upper tier and sneak in the City Stand, so the pitch was well and truly covered with happy people by the time I got there. Tomorrow night is different, though, as we'll actually have achieved our aim. We were never going to do a lap of honour just because we'd reached Wembley in 2015, so I felt the pitch invasion was fair game then. Tomorrow night I feel it's important we keep the pitch clear so the staff and players can enjoy their lap of honour, so I definitely won't be going on the pitch. In general I have no problem with pitch invasions as long as they are benign in nature.

I'd pay good money to watch that. Especially if we get in a Championship referee who is oblivious to continuous wanton acts of violence against diminutive participants.

Well that was disappointing. I thought this was a post involving Rachel Riley fighting.

Usual routine, up early, check how many days it is until the next Premium Bonds draw, bath, then several hours working in the reptile room because it’s breeding season right now and things are getting busy. After that is the dilemma.... do I go out a few hours early on the wine and end up in some sort of Oliver Reed/Keith Moon type mess by the time City kick off, or do I hold out until the beginning of the Sheff Utd game and just be a moderate mess by the time we kick off? Not sure yet, but I’m sure either way I’ll end up writing something soppy on Facebook and have to delete it in the morning in total and utter embarrassment as usual 🤦🏻‍♂️😂 One things for sure, it won’t only be a party (if promoted) in Norwich. My local boozer down here, I think my enthusiasm and addiction to City has rubbed off as many locals watch the City games and have been following this season with much interest. Last Friday night, after Vrancic produced that beautiful dipping free kick, the place went absolutely nuts. I could not believe the celebrations, the roof came off - it was as if the pub was in Norwich itself! Always nice when your team makes everybody sit up and take notice, the compliments I’ve heard this season far eclipse anything I heard in the Lambert days, and that really is the truth. Hope everyone has a great night tomorrow folks - and please let Daniel and the players celebrate if we do the business 🙏. That’s not only for them and us, but I want every one of those arrogant (your choice of expletive)’s in Leeds to witness on their stolen televisions the team that really were the Champions of 2018/19 👍

I'm gonna go to the Viking exhibition at the castle tomorrow afternoon to get myself in prime pillaging mood for the evening.

Yes he does. Nothing under 12 inches.

Families eh? The trip has reminded me why I’ve never seen City (yet) play at Bmouth, Soton or Brighton. Maybe next season I’ll make the trek down for one of them, depending which division we (and they) are in!

and this is why we can't have nice things!

Building a new coal bunker (old prefab one falling apart) Uneven site so there's gonna be a lot of cut & fill. Hard work.

Jeez ICF, from Notts to Hampshire for a cat! Is he the Teemu Pukki of the feline world?

Just got back from appearing on the show. Not the same as playing at home with 12 camera's on you and Rachel Riley's skimpy dress

Collecting a cat today viz new family pet. From Bournemouth because said family obviously fell in love with a cat here that they saw on t’internet not anywhere close to home...😳😉 tomorrow heafing over to Norwich about 1, some friends have scheduled a barbecue before the game, it may end up indoors...

Relaxing in the Italian sunshine. I'll go to the gym this afternoon and maybe out with some friends this evebing. I'm off work this week so nothing important to do.

Anyone who runs on CR pitch should be banned and to think the club would get fined for that individuals action is wrong and they should be fined. Let's show some class, similar to that of our players have shown this season. Celebrate in the stands with scarves, flags, banners and songs. Don't tarnish this amazing season, certainly now that we have been given a warning. Let's show how amazing our support is by staying in the stands and applauding the players on their lap of honour and every stand join in with Farke's celebration. I like to think we have a bit of class and therefore we will respect our team, players, club and opposition by celebrating in the stands with friends, family and fans. But let's win the game first 😉

From the Sky website: Watch Norwich vs Blackburn live on Sky Sports Football from 7.30pm on Saturday; kick-off is at 7.45pm. Waas goan aarn buh??

Sat at home cooking the evening meal for the family and watching tele in the evening, Liverpool v Huddersfield. I'll be up bright and early tomorrow, going for a run, before leaving the house around about 9:30 to make my way to the fine City via Milton Keynes.

Mario Vrancic has to start, our passing accuracy has dropped off over the last few games and when he came on his accuracy was 82.5 %

How about Huawei? We could then do what Leeds did without having to move a muscle.

No, definitely not. Although I’d never ever want Ips***h to win, I definitely would like to see Shef Utd lose tomorrow. We’re limping a bit at the moment and the more help we can get, the better.

It was a joke at the expense of 'far east' folk not being able to pronounce L or R, just as the French have trouble with 'th' No one is concerned about about using the word ze, instead of 'the' when talking French Similarly US citizens are unable to pronounce the letter 't', instead replacing it with the letter 'd' those are known and accepted facts, not an attempt to mock other folk for perceived 'failings' that make them lesser, just as everyone I know in Norfolk pronounces the word beauty as booty and any comment is based on that being rather than generalisations that are based on a wish to denigrate someone

True, unbelievable that so many on here want to change the way we play, when it is the way we play that has us within 1 point of the Prem

Some fine looking totty. Thread of the week by a clear margin. **** the game, skip that, just go to the lap of honour.

It's like two eunuchs comparing the sizes of their stumps. Apples

We have become more and more street-wise as the season has progressed. The imported boys have become well versed in dealing with the hardships of the Chumps. They are no longer the **** cats we saw last season. Also, have Blackburn regressed so much that they need resort to such tactics? From the team who were able to lure Chris Sutton away from his Norwich roots and go on to win the title under gentleman 'Woy' to Championship cloggers? Not really. Besides there are four thousand holes in Blackburn, Lancashire and some of them must be in their defence. They average two goals conceded away from home, we average two goals per game. That makes a four goal bonanza for City on my calculator (?) Fill your boots Canaries. The scene is set. Fill that open top bus up with petrol in readiness for another glorious day in the sunshine.

No time for sentiment in a game which we must not lose. Farke has to pick who he thinks is most capable and will do the best job. Could move Godfrey forward and bring in Klose at CB.